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Crime wave!




It’s less than four miles long and a mile wide, has a population of just 26 and no police station, but the tiny island of Canna in the Inner Hebrides is in the middle of an unexpected crime wave.

The latest crime figures won’t make Police Scotland worry too much though; thieves struck the community shop in the first theft on the remote island in decades.

The volunteer-run shop has been run on an “honesty basis” for four years, allowing the few locals, passing fisherman and kayakers to leave cash in exchange for groceries.

However the crime rate on the island soared from zero on Friday when thieves struck, emptying the shelves of sweet, biscuits, coffee, toiletries, batteries and six wool hats, that had been hand-knitted by shop manager Julie McCabe.

The last time a theft was reported on Canna is believed to have been in 1960s, when a carved wooden plated was stolen from Rhu Church. That case was never solved, but police say crime on the island is “rare”.

Ms McCabe said: “I am absolutely floored that someone has been in and did that to our community… We are going to have to consider locking the door at night.

Officers from the mainland have had to be drafted in to investigate the crime and want to speak to anyone who docked at Canna pier on Friday night. The island’s community shop is left open around the clock so that sailors, fisherman and visiting kayakers can use the free wi-fi and help themselves to a cup of tea or coffee.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...a-hit-by-first-crime-in-decades-10323508.html
 
LOL

Third world problems - empty the shop, kill the locals and steal the bricks ... then go on strike because theres no shop.
 
Crime wave!




It’s less than four miles long and a mile wide, has a population of just 26 and no police station, but the tiny island of Canna in the Inner Hebrides is in the middle of an unexpected crime wave.

The latest crime figures won’t make Police Scotland worry too much though; thieves struck the community shop in the first theft on the remote island in decades.

The volunteer-run shop has been run on an “honesty basis” for four years, allowing the few locals, passing fisherman and kayakers to leave cash in exchange for groceries.

However the crime rate on the island soared from zero on Friday when thieves struck, emptying the shelves of sweet, biscuits, coffee, toiletries, batteries and six wool hats, that had been hand-knitted by shop manager Julie McCabe.

The last time a theft was reported on Canna is believed to have been in 1960s, when a carved wooden plated was stolen from Rhu Church. That case was never solved, but police say crime on the island is “rare”.

Ms McCabe said: “I am absolutely floored that someone has been in and did that to our community… We are going to have to consider locking the door at night.

Officers from the mainland have had to be drafted in to investigate the crime and want to speak to anyone who docked at Canna pier on Friday night. The island’s community shop is left open around the clock so that sailors, fisherman and visiting kayakers can use the free wi-fi and help themselves to a cup of tea or coffee.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...a-hit-by-first-crime-in-decades-10323508.html
This has to be an Onion article. It's an Onion article, right? Please, tell me it's an Onion article...

Edit: Some things are simply so outrageous they demand to be bolded in writing, too.
 
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Easy, check which South Africans were on that Island on Holiday during the time of the theft. They are the guilty ones :D
 
Easy, check which South Africans were on that Island on Holiday during the time of the theft. They are the guilty ones :D

Funny you say that...
Here in Sweden where I moved they also have this"honesty" system where you have a barcode scanner with you while you do shopping.
When you take something off the shelve you scan it and it goes onto your account, but if you do not scan it.. well its free as hardy gets checked.

I have accidentally stolen some hot chocolate and a pair of nail clippers, because I forget to scan the thing and just add it into my trolly.
 
Since they have Internet in the shop they should install an IP camera, but hey I guess there was no need till now....
 
Saw something similar too - different location though. They did close the shop & actually lock it...but couldn't be arsed to move the merchandise standing outside into the shop first. Expensive stuff too...

Actually grabbed some of it & wanted to go inside to pay until I realised the shop is closed.
 
Not sure why they forgot about this -

wiki


In 2009 the island’s former special constable was convicted of two sexual assaults upon local women committed in 2008, and of possessing two unlicensed rifles and a shotgun. He lost his job and his home after the assaults and, having been born and raised on the island, became an outcast; he hanged himself the following year.
 
Funny you say that...
Here in Sweden where I moved they also have this"honesty" system where you have a barcode scanner with you while you do shopping.
When you take something off the shelve you scan it and it goes onto your account, but if you do not scan it.. well its free as hardy gets checked.

I have accidentally stolen some hot chocolate and a pair of nail clippers, because I forget to scan the thing and just add it into my trolly.

yeah.... sure... accidentally... :whistle: ;)
 
And just like that one idiot ruins it for everybody. Convenient shopping replaced with locks.
 
A friend of mine in the USA mentioned how a crime wave was making headlines over there. Vehicles were being stolen from outside their shops ... especially those whose keys were in the ignition, window open and idling :rolleyes:
 
"I read an article front page of the paper one day, in England: "Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury." … Wooooo. The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! … What if they become ruffians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight." - Bill Hicks
 
A friend of mine in the USA mentioned how a crime wave was making headlines over there. Vehicles were being stolen from outside their shops ... especially those whose keys were in the ignition, window open and idling :rolleyes:

My brother lived in North Dakota for a bit and marveled about not locking doors
 
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