Flying to California: any tips?

Have you booked your ticket yet? Is it definite you will be flying with SAA?
If you haven't, avoid flying with Emirates, Qatar, Etihad and any other airline that makes you go through the countries that have the electronics ban. From what I understand, even certain over the ear headphones like Bose and Beats are also banned.
 
Have you booked your ticket yet? Is it definite you will be flying with SAA?
If you haven't, avoid flying with Emirates, Qatar, Etihad and any other airline that makes you go through the countries that have the electronics ban. From what I understand, even certain over the ear headphones like Bose and Beats are also banned.

Oh crumbs, hadn't thought of that. I haven't booked with SAA, no. A few posts back I posted a list of the airlines I'm currently considering and asked who'd recommend which one.

I was thinking about travelling with my work laptop on me -> on direct flights between South Africa and the US, will I have to have my laptop stowed away in my main luggage instead?
 
Take a pen, take a pen, take a pen :)
Maybe. Maybe not.

I haven't cleared border control at JFK or LAX in a while so don't know whether they've implemented the new self-service passport scan and Customs declaration terminals. They have them at DFW when I was there 6 weeks ago, so no pen required. Scan your own passport, get snapped, and tap the Yes/Agree buttons on the touchscreen.

Btw, a dual-SIM phone is most useful. I left my regular Telkom SIM in and just added an AT&T one in slot 2. That way you get all your SA SMSs, but data is on a USA SIM. You can buy a 30-day pack with unlimited USA calls and 5GB of LTE for $45 - pop into any Walmart and get a 5GB pack for $45 or 10GB for $55. The pack has SIMs for AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon, so you choose.

Enjoy San Jose. I was last there attending Stanford business school.

Bon voyage.
 
Flying to California: any tips?

Buy 2 seats if you are obese, otherwise you will make a news headline.
 
As far as I am aware, direct flights from South Africa aren't affected. Which means you should be able to have your laptop with you on the flight.

There has been something on the news here that they are thinking of extending the ban to European flights and I suppose if that happens, then they may well be silly and go for any flight going into the US.

Its worth making sure that if you are taking any electronics with you on board, that they are fully charged and can be turned on if asked to. Its only ever happened to me once where I have been asked to turn on my laptop by security and that was years back in Italy but I always have stuff charged just in case it happens again.
 
Btw, a dual-SIM phone is most useful. I left my regular Telkom SIM in and just added an AT&T one in slot 2. That way you get all your SA SMSs, but data is on a USA SIM. You can buy a 30-day pack with unlimited USA calls and 5GB of LTE for $45 - pop into any Walmart and get a 5GB pack for $45 or 10GB for $55. The pack has SIMs for AT&T, T-Mobile and Verizon, so you choose.
Really cool suggestion on the sim card pack! That must be some kind of special Walmart deal, so I probably won't find it anywhere else.

Alas I just have a regular Samsung S6, no dual-sim phone. I'm already trying to resist the urge to purchase a tablet PC, so don't add another device to my wishlist :P

Thanks for the wishes, really hope it all goes well. Gathering the last of my paperwork tomorrow (bank statements + visa photos) then all will be revealed on Monday afternoon when I apply.
 
Damn, and just as I was gonna get a three-page exclusive deal in HuisgenootThere goes my spending money on this trip.
Hell, you think none of us in aviation would have thought of that one already?

Actually, there are a few newsworthy facts you learn as you become a part of this world, but in the interest of keeping the aviation world alive (and keeping your job) you keep your trap shut. Nothing too life-threatening though
 
Hell, you think none of us in aviation would have thought of that one already?

Actually, there are a few newsworthy facts you learn as you become a part of this world, but in the interest of keeping the aviation world alive (and keeping your job) you keep your trap shut. Nothing too life-threatening though

Ok so as a genuine pilot, can I ask you to please put my mind at ease about how safe a plane is? I've flown with other pilots before as passengers who just laugh and say "Oh, if only you knew how many redundancies there were you wouldn't worry", but is it really that safe? Every time the plane goes into turbulence or the engine note suddenly drops or you see the wings bending ... it freaks me the hell out!!!
 
Whichever airline/s you decide to fly on to the USA & back again - check out www.seatguru.com and try and select the most suitable seat, based on the seating charts for each airline / aircraft type, when you do your online check-in and have an opportunity to change your pre-assigned seat number (if available).

This may be of benefit to you if you need extra arm or stowage space, or more legroom.

:whistle:
 
This may be of benefit to you if you need extra arm or stowage space, or more legroom.

I'll want more of everything! Give me first class at economy prices :D No golden thrones???

Thanks for the tip, will give that a try too when it comes time for it.
 
I always wondered at the hypothetical scenario:

You had a hunger buster lunch earlier on & now you're on a long haul flight. Your belly starts acting up & you have to let one rip & of course toilets are full. You know it's gonna have a foul stench. So you just let it rip as softly as possible & play dumb when the smell smarts spreading
 
I always wondered at the hypothetical scenario:

You had a hunger buster lunch earlier on & now you're on a long haul flight. Your belly starts acting up & you have to let one rip & of course toilets are full. You know it's gonna have a foul stench. So you just let it rip as softly as possible & play dumb when the smell smarts spreading

Oh there's a lot of people farting on planes, trust me :D Something to do with the pressurization I think, plus the dodgy food. The good thing is that your sense of taste and smell gets reduced after that many hours at altitude, so it'd probably be worse if you were on the ground. Our resident pilot can confirm?
 
Ok so as a genuine pilot, can I ask you to please put my mind at ease about how safe a plane is? I've flown with other pilots before as passengers who just laugh and say "Oh, if only you knew how many redundancies there were you wouldn't worry", but is it really that safe? Every time the plane goes into turbulence or the engine note suddenly drops or you see the wings bending ... it freaks me the hell out!!!

It's safe, I can assure you. What most people think is happening is usually far from the truth. Pilot training is intense and you have so many checks to pass and such extreme requirements that it's actually hurting the industry. Imagine being placed in a simulator and being given severe turbulence, a dual engine failure and hydraulic malfunction within a few feet of the ground and being forced to handle it - every few months! Then to top it off some sim instructors will add bird strikes and animals on the runway. So you can be confident your pilots know their stuff.

Most people seem to have a misconception with regards to the importance of the engines vs the gliding ability of airliners. Most airliners can glide for approximately 250 kilometres after losing all engines at cruising altitude. This is extremely rare in itself, and I don't know a single pilot personally who has experienced this irl (I lost all engines during a training flight years ago, but that was on a piston aerie and, hey, I'm still here!)
As for hydraulics and the like, you're talking about redundancies for redundancies. The Airbus A380, for example, has 8 flight computers (if I recall correctly), and can fly on the 8th one only if need be - in other words, you could lose one computer after the other and still keep on going.

The reality isn't as rosy as most make it sound though. There are frequent incidents in aviation such as airspace violations and the like, and also technical errors (usually caused by a computer). Very few of these incidents actually affect passengers though and should such an error affect safety, you're actually unlikely to be in the air when it's detected (flight delayed etc). As pilots, we take safety very seriously and there's a checklist for almost every imaginable scenario (except an alien invasion).

As for what you mentioned - turb, wing flex, or thrust reduction - these are the last things we worry about. Pilots may elect to reduce thrust to reduce speed when penetrating turbulence as turb penetration speeds aren't usually the same as cruising speeds. As long as it's not becoming dead silent, there's no reason to worry... And even if it does, what's the probability of you being in an aerie that's not within gliding distance of an airport (regulations exist with regards to this for a reason)? Likely close to 0. If aviation wasn't safe, pilots wouldn't fly - we're often some of the most conservative folk you'll ever meet.

"Redundancies for redundancies". Repeat that to yourself next time you're sweating at 39 000 feet.
 
What about those declaration forms they give you on the plane?...............and yes, sudoku and crossword puzzles :)
True. If you don't know for sure the terminal has the new self-service booths then you'd better fill in the Customs Declaration form they give out on the plane.

I cleared at DFW at the end of March and still have my declaration form filled in on the plane - wasn't needed. It's all electromagical now.

Sodoku and xword? Wife has a pen. ;)
 
Oh there's a lot of people farting on planes, trust me :D Something to do with the pressurization I think, plus the dodgy food. The good thing is that your sense of taste and smell gets reduced after that many hours at altitude, so it'd probably be worse if you were on the ground. Our resident pilot can confirm?

Can confirm, the best farts you'll ever have will be onboard aircraft. The pressure differential makes it more intense...
And yes, your sense of smell and taste is reduced, hence why many airlines prefer serving spicy food.
 
"Redundancies for redundancies". Repeat that to yourself next time you're sweating at 39 000 feet.

Phew, what a post. Could have done without you mentioning the height there, but yah ... I think that helps a little :D Will try get in my happy space for this flight.
 
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