Friday Thread ! What would grab your attention?

[Mortymoose]

Sitting here wondering who shall be posting the Friday Thread...

This got me to thinking, what kind of headline would make you click? What would grab your attention drawing you to the topic, furthermore , what Headline would not cause you to click?

My Headline clicker:

1) MyBroadband To Shutdown!

My No Click Headline:

2) ANC Caught up In Fraud Case!


What be your two wannabee (Not) Click Healdines?

:erm:

 

[MickeyD]

Tits on the prowl

Pussies on the rampage

 

[Baxteen]

for a Friday thread?
would click:
"relationship advice, how do I please my wife in the bedroom"

would not click:
"relationship advice, she is leaving me, how do I keep her?"

 

[ScottulusMaximus]

for a Friday thread?
would click:
"relationship advice, how do I please my wife in the bedroom"

would not click:
"relationship advice, she is leaving me, how do I keep her?"

I like that format:

would click:
"Ockie: I think I might be straight"

would not click:
"Thor: I think I might be gay"

 

[Tabac]

^^^^^

 

[faniebraai]

would click:
"Thor: I think I might has a brain"

fixed

 

[Baxteen]

fixed

now now. no need to take cheap shots.
that is cruelty to animals

 

[skeptic_SA]

Double tragedy as zuma dies in tragic rollercoaster accident in Sydney and malemas EFF entourage a perish while en route to funeral. County in mourning - Would click

 

[dtj]

Zuma's plane goes missing in bermuda triangle

 

[dtj]

1Gbps fibre now available to all homes for free

 

[BrightBlue]

1Gbps fibre now available to all homes for free

This will definitely be click bait :erm: