From CEO to code intern

This 'Starter League' is in Chicago as far as I can see.

What's a code monkey anyhow? Programming is a technical science that attracts graduates.

Its one of those jobs you hope you never have to do spitting out hundreds of web forms that require no technical thinking just brainless monotonous drone work. You will know when you are a code monkey.
 
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Ruby on Rails is even worse than Java.

About the start-up vibe, yeah it's fun, but not again for me. Two months after joining my current company I was invited to join a team of devs that was taken offsite to work on a new product. The reason they were offsite was to not be bothered or bound by anything from HQ and to work under a start-up culture. It was literally the longest 10 months of my life, 60 hours a week was nothing strange and when you go home you remote in and keep on working. In retrospect it was awesome and everyone that was part of the team are happy for the opportunity to be part of something big, but working like a start-up does is no joke...

Amen, what a disaster Ruby can be.
 
Obviously Java is better than C#. In the same line as JavaScript is better than Visual Basic. Also OS X is better than Windows and iOS substantially better than Android. And don't forget that PS4 is better than XBone.

/popcorn
/gofight
 
Obviously Java is better than C#. In the same line as JavaScript is better than Visual Basic. Also OS X is better than Windows and iOS substantially better than Android. And don't forget that PS4 is better than XBone.

/popcorn
/gofight
C# is an unashamed copy of Java, which should be regarded as a complement, so proponents of C# shouldn't knock Java.
 
C# WAS a copy of Java, and in many ways it still is. But C# is merely a language you use to do cool things with the .NET framework, that is were the power is.
 
Wait till you meet the Golang ones...

Real programmers have used emacs, vim, Python, Erlang, Prolog, Lisp and debugged C++ code on OS/2 via a COM-cable with a remote debugger (ah the days of IBM ICAT debugger) :whistle:

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Let me settle the programming language debate:
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"Prolog, Lisp" <- These are the worst languages I have come across. Pointless and fubar, although they served their purpose perfectly when I encountered them - to frustrate a B.Tech student. COBOL on the other hand is a language I'm glad I did and even more happy I never have to do again, especially the old school flavour of Cobol 85 that I worked on. Lastly there is assembler and C++, and I'm talking proper OO C++, nothing teaches you the three basics of OO quite like C++ does.

Then you grow up and do C#
 
"Prolog, Lisp" <- These are the worst languages I have come across. Pointless and fubar, although they served their purpose perfectly when I encountered them - to frustrate a B.Tech student. COBOL on the other hand is a language I'm glad I did and even more happy I never have to do again, especially the old school flavour of Cobol 85 that I worked on. Lastly there is assembler and C++, and I'm talking proper OO C++, nothing teaches you the three basics of OO quite like C++ does.

Then you grow up and do C#
LISP is a language designed for a specific use - Language processing. That it does very well - I have used it. If olde COBOL was your game then LISP must have been very alien!

I never enjoyed Prolog, but it had a more complex function that could not be done by anything else.
 
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I can see the use for reflective and logical paradigm languages such as LISP and Prolog, yet when confronted with a problem that could be solved with either one of them I would rather build an elaborate state machine in C# to solve it that bother with LISP or Prolog.
 
I'm getting too damb old because I understand all the gobblygook these guys are talking about :(
 
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