Gentlemen, brace yourselves for Grey.

So why are chics interested in this movie, but not other movies that have lots of sex? Just because they read the book, so they feel it makes them feel a bit more intellectual about it?
 
Tell the SO to go watch it on a girls night out... no ways can you put yourself through this ****... Just be ready for the action when she gets home... lots of lube :P
 
Mike Hoxbig said:
So why are chics interested in this movie, but not other movies that have lots of sex? Just because they read the book, so they feel it makes them feel a bit more intellectual about it?
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Did you watch the South Park episode about the Jonas Brothers and how they enable Disney to sell sex to little girls?

It is the same with Fifty Shades, except the girls are grown up. Fifty Shades packages sex into a socially acceptable format, so that girls can read it or watch it without having to worry too much about what other people think.
 
WaxLyrical said:
Movie is nearly upon. How to talk yourself out of taking the SO for her fix.?

Lots of explicit sex so maybe the guys will be more amped for this.

Best of both worlds I guess as Twilight had fokall for the blokes.
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That is what pron is for...there will be no explicit sex in this snore fest of a "movie". Girls will giggle and fantasise afterwards, but when push comes to shove ( no pun intended ) in the bedroom, reality will kick in and NO hands will be tied and NO anal sex will be had.
 
Ancalagon said:
Did you watch the South Park episode about the Jonas Brothers and how they enable Disney to sell sex to little girls?

It is the same with Fifty Shades, except the girls are grown up. Fifty Shades packages sex into a socially acceptable format, so that girls can read it or watch it without having to worry too much about what other people think.
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^^This

I think most men will be amazed to find out how boring this will be. Its tailored for girls... men and woman have different needs
 
Ah well, one less reason to visit a cinema, those seats are going to stick like the floor...
 
Choice choice, 50 shades or Spongebob with the kids...... so glad I'm single.
 
WaxLyrical said:
Movie is nearly upon. How to talk yourself out of taking the SO for her fix.?

Lots of explicit sex so maybe the guys will be more amped for this.

Best of both worlds I guess as Twilight had fokall for the blokes.
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Let her suggest it, but hint it a bit.
 
The book was excessively boring, so I think I'll give the film a miss too.
 
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