Getting frisky in public

Neoprod said:
If a toilet is a private place to defecate, why is it not a private place to copulate?
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Same reason you don't put ketchup on your icecream.
Unless you're one of those people.
 
Eww, who bangs in a public toilet at camping site.

I don't want to know how many homeless people use it etc.

I am too germaphobic to do that.

I never use the toilet at a club either cos there is always somebody ****ing in there.
I needed to use a toilet at crew & one of the dancers was getting head from a girl.

I wasn't impressed by her technique or the dudes willy.
 
Sheesh, even when they're not your own kids, they try to ruin it for you.
 
maumau said:
Well if you feel frisky on a camping weekend there's nowhere to go except the toilets.
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Wait, what?

Sex in a tent is one of the best things on earth.

Preferably if said tent is high up above the snow line somewhere, but hell, even in the backyard will do.
 
Randy_The_Squirrel said:
Yeah just make sure there's no stones and thorns and no nosy neighbours can see into your yard, as those are boner killers.
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I look after my yard, so no stones and thorns, and if the neighbours want to look over the wall, they better be prepared for my son to pot them with his pellet gun.
 
wow, here I thought we're progressing as a society, run into this thread and wondered if we're still stuck in some bible thumping backwater of a country.

Clearly the father of the boy that heard the sounds ain't getting any else he will realise that its normal activity for couples, even more so on a getaway.

Yes, the frolicking couple should be a little bit more careful but don't farking ruin it for them because you arn't getting your dick wet anymore. Instead, be a parent and help your child deal with it.
The boy is 9 or 10, he is going to be undergoing body changes soon and wanting to do exactly what that couple did.
The key to a balanced mindset with regards to sex is a good education... from your parents.

Poor boy is going to end up a dick shriveled prude like his old man who views sex as a shameful thing.
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pinball wizard said:
I look after my yard, so no stones and thorns, and if the neighbours want to look over the wall, they better be prepared for my son to pot them with his pellet gun.
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Good, all good. Great that you can experience that. Alas I no longer have a yard.. Miss those nights :/

Poor boy is going to end up a dick shriveled prude like his old man who views sex as a shameful thing.
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Still many, many of those out there I am afraid :/
 
Randy_The_Squirrel said:
Yeah just make sure there's no stones and thorns and no nosy neighbours can see into your yard, as those are boner killers.
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That's part of the attraction...done this a few times at festivals. Having people walking around outside adds to the excitement :whistle:
 
pinball wizard said:
I look after my yard, so no stones and thorns, and if the neighbours want to look over the wall, they better be prepared for my son to pot them with his pellet gun.
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So he's standing there, ready with his pellet gun, while you're getting busy in the back yard? :erm:
 
bwana said:
So he's standing there, ready with his pellet gun, while you're getting busy in the back yard? :erm:
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:D

Not only that, but shoot across property borders with a pellet gun. Good idea.
 
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