Gift suggestions for an emigrant

AstroTurf

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You could also get them a gift card for a coffee shop or something for where they are going.
 
Aghori

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Bokdrol, are you serious lol? I know if I received something like that I would think that the giver was happy to see me go!
 
Grant

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blunomore said:
They are emigrating for financial reasons.
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a bottle of good scotch whiskey - but leave the price tag on the bottle.

when settled there, they will keep wondering:
"dafaq, how is it the distillery is a 3 hour drive away from where we live and yet in darkest africa, where the same bottle travelled across the planet to get there, it is much cheaper" ?

happy memories !!

oh, if they have an "interesting" sense of humor, you could always give them a nicely framed photograph of each of our many royal families - let them show those poncey brits a thing or two about royalty !
or, my personal favorite:
a big, nicely framed poster of julius malema, to be attached to the back of the guest toilet door.
i have one.
it has never ever, not even once, failed to elicit response from anyone who may have been sitting there, pants around their ankles, having just been subjected to an angry looking juju staring back & overseeing proceedings.
**the juju poster seems to have a desirable side effect.
guests making use of your "facilities" may probably find an image of verdant rolling laws & cascading waterfalls more conducive to the task at hand.
juju however, seems to trigger an involuntary muscle response, causing the sphincter to pucker up and seal - fortunes in expensive toilet paper gets saved (discourages masturbators too).
 
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grantza said:
a bottle of good scotch whiskey - but leave the price tag on the bottle.

when settled there, they will keep wondering:
"dafaq, how is it the distillery is a 3 hour drive away from where we live and yet in darkest africa, where the same bottle travelled across the planet to get there, it is much cheaper" ?

happy memories !!

oh, if they have an "interesting" sense of humor, you could always give them a nicely framed photograph of each of our many royal families - let them show those poncey brits a thing or two about royalty !
or, my personal favorite:
a big, nicely framed poster of julius malema, to be attached to the back of the guest toilet door.
i have one.
it has never ever, not even once, failed to elicit response from anyone who may have been sitting there, pants around their ankles, having just been subjected to an angry looking juju staring back & overseeing proceedings.
**the juju poster seems to have a desirable side effect.
guests making use of your "facilities" may probably find an image of verdant rolling laws & cascading waterfalls more conducive to the task at hand.
juju however, seems to trigger an involuntary muscle response, causing the sphincter to pucker up and seal - fortunes in expensive toilet paper gets saved (discourages masturbators too).
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Good idea, but it does seem you have way to many friends who come to your house to either pinch a loaf, or to pleasure themselves
 
Aghori

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Great idea grant. I am off to find an A1 print of a scowling Malema to stick on my guest toilet door now!
 
TEXTILE GUY

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Give them Julias Malema - we dont need him here, and I believe cremated doesnt take alot of space ..... :whistling:
 
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I'm not a wealthy guy and/or maybe I just don't what stuff cost, but this is obscene.

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R3,299.00

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Wooden giraffes. Don't know why, but I was given a bunch of those...
 
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