Or the "suspicious" global consipracy that all the climate scientists are in on...
See this is what I most have a problem with. Where, exactly, do I say that there is a global conspiracy? Give up yet? The answer is nowhere.
There isnt a global conspiracy. What there is, is two things:
1. A select few elite people are getting massively rich from propagating fear of climate change, real or imagined. But this is nothing new, there are always a few rich people getting richer from various schemes. The important point is that, for some, climate change is not an opportunity for the entire human population to change its ways as much as it is a chance to buy that third private island. You know, for when 2 isnt enough.
2. Everyone else is being influenced by a mania spread through the media and by word of mouth that makes the actual science behind climate change difficult to debate constructively. Everytime anyone questions climate change, no matter how good their criticisms are, they are either A) called lunatics or B) called right wing conservative idiots who want to cut down all of the rainforests and replace them with shopping malls. Or both sometimes. Your post illustrates just that. I dont mention a global conspiracy, but you seem fit to put words in my mouth, indeed, into every skeptics mouth.
The reality is, climate change is happening. And I think it would be foolish to assume that humans have no effect on the climate. We do have an effect. The point is, where that effect is not known, its overestimated. The statistics that are used to calculate its possible effects have been criticized - heck even the recent report on the CRU says they should have consulted with statisticians and used better statistical methods - and yet these stats are used to formulate policies with global effects. Yet if we question the stats, instead of scientists we become "deniers of the worst sort".
Look at the recent book, Superfreakonomics. Its authors included a chapter that looked at some of the mathematics and statistics behind global warming. They didnt say it was all a hoax or conspiracy, they just looked at some of the stats used. And you should see the personal attacks these guys received, its outrageous! Thats when you know something isnt right, that instead of looking at the science impartially, people have a preconceived agenda.