@ Alchemist...
There was once a time, not so long ago... where Telkom irritated me so much that I was tempted to take a brick, walk down to the Telkom store and have myself a minor infraction.
Then I remembered the legal implications... Then I decided against it and spoke kindly to the person on the phone and asked them what exactly it is that they do, on the number that I've dialed at least 4 times a month for the last 2 years, that they are incapable of getting me another frikking 2gig account.
I blessed my stars the day (last month I believe) Telkom let me buy accounts online, instantly, without phoning in.. Boy was I happy....