Got Game?

Tachyon

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Last year I had a lot of downtime at work and decided to cruise the job boards to see what was going. Is it just me or do recruiters think they are the shyte?? At the time I was reading Neil Strauss' really interesting book "The Game" on the underground society of pickup artists and I thought, I totally need to create a job posting of my own:

Got Game?
A Sandton based group is looking for a Front-End Player to take it to the next level. Do you have a passion for face to face development and body useability? Have you worked with target management systems before? Have you got game?

We are looking for someone who uses new technologies and is excited about the future of the game. An understanding of pulling standards and previous experience with seduction frameworks is a must. Ability to create process flows (bonus if done literally on the target)

Requirements:
CSS – Creatively simple style
HTML – Hyper tuned minx language
JavaScript – The standard opener for coffee breaks
TMS – Can you work a target solo or in groups
Portfolio essential – Please post pictures of conquests with your application
Backend understanding – No further comment necessary
Mobile devices – Pulling on the go
PimpMobile
Must be fluent in Game Lingo

Bonus:
CSS3 – The next level of style
HTML5 – Expert level experience with the perfect 10

If you want to join a group of funky young front enders, send us your application with the best opener in your repertoire and we’ll let you know if you got game!

Harem will be based upon experience.
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Posted it on gumtree earlier. Let's see how many responses I get or if it passes quality control :D
 
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