The closest thing I can find to this is something called the "Vector"...
EDIT: The 9 year old has just declared that this red boil is "The kewlest vehicle ever! Totally awesome!"... I asked why... he replied... "Are you blind... LOOK, it is red and it has a ground sniffing front with a fin at the back... I bet it REALLY blows highways into bits!!!!"
So, it is official... it has been declared kewl. I really am old school. :erm:
EDIT2: BTW, the 5 year old sighed with relief that she now lives in Cape Town... when asked why, she said "We won't have to drive around in JHB with all those troll roads... TROLLS - they aren't nice to people and are ugly too, they eat goats!"