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So here I am at work, chatting on gtalk to one of my lady friends when I decide to try fishing some info out of her. Well this is an extract of what I came up with:
me: no i speak the truth
there's nothing hot about the male physiology
friend: while i'm thankful that YOU think that, i totally believe there is true art in the male physiology :)
me: why do you think guys are hornier than chics :)
friend: is that a question or a statement...either way i don't know how that relates to guys being HOT?
me: no guys are always hornier cos chics are hotter
if guys were as hot as you say, then chics would always be horny too :P
dont argue, you know i'm right :)
friend: who said chicks ARENT as horny as guys
we CAN and we DO hide it easily
why do you think girls tend to cross their arms over the bust when a hot guy is around?
it's not coz we wanna accentuate the bust more
or coz we're cold
we have the same reaction up that you have down
with a little less intensity :)
me: oooh so the folding arms thing is cos you want the dude hehe
any other secrets? :)
friend: hahaha i think i've said too much already
me: nooooo :(
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Feel free to add any info that you might have extracted from the fairer sex :D
 
You should have said:

"Ah, that explains why you fold your arms every time I come over to your desk. Is this why you insist on Gtalk chatting?" :D
 
haha.. nice one.
we'll, its pretty obvious that she's fairly sexual.
what i find interesting is that she mentioned crossing her arms over her bust... which means one of a few things: 1) she doesnt wear bra's too often, 2) she has huge nipples =P, 3) she wears thin lacy lingerie ;-) any normal bra wouldn't show her excitement... so its either one of those mentioned above or she's trying very hard to imply that she's pretty sexual and horny too without wanting to sound whore-ish.
 
supersunbird said:
EPIC ROFLcopter attack!!!
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Whahahaha thats funnier than the thread! :D:D

anyway:

Top Ten Signs that Woman is Attracted to You
Flirting is an art form. You need to practice it to attain mastery over it. It consists of giving out not so evident signals at the correct time. But there are lot of resources for guidance on the topic of flirting available these days. But flirting is only a part of the ordeal. You should also have an understanding of the flirting gestures that a woman also drops subtly to know if you are successful with her.

Women naturally are experts at giving subtle indications. So it is upto the man to decipher these indications which could be a word, eye movement, body language etc. Be alert always when in the company of your woman.

Caution:
Below are 10 points which will help you know that a woman is flirting with you. But any of them need not be so always. It could be that the woman you are with has this tendency to be the centre of attraction and hence seeks help from such flirting actions.

Or her nature might be to be friendly with everyone. One way to know about her behavior is to notice her, but this is only possible if you are in a position to observe her constantly. If her nature is to be friendly then don’t interpret these as flirting.

The below mentioned indications are true irrespective of the situation they are displayed - be it a coffee café, club or restaurant. Be vigilant to spot these.

Her gaze is always on you
Observer her gaze. Does she always look at you when you are looking at her? Does she turn her gaze away when you look at her? These are sure indications that she is entertaining you. If she doesn’t match your eye contact then she is shy and you need to make her a little more comfortable. Just walk to her and introduce yourself.

She passes you a smile
Smile is undoubtedly an open invitation and an inidication that she is open to friendship with you. Many people smile while in the company of those they enjoy being with. Spot the sparkle in her eye? Well then she surely is cherishing your company and all you have to do is to make her enjoy all the more.

She puts in a lot of effort so that you notice her
If she takes an unnecessarily long route while going to some place, this indicated that she want you to notice her. For example, on her way to restrooms she deliberately passes through where you are seated eventhough the restrooms are nowhere near you. This is a very clear open invite. If she passes on a smile you are totally into her already.

She fondles her locks
For a woman her hair is a very important part to show off her beauty. That is why women are very particular about their hair cut. Hair has an amazing power of seducing you. If you see her throwing her hair seductively or twirling and fondling with her hair, she is deep into you and is flirting with you for sure. So make the dash for her!

But do notice other subtle body language which she displays. Some women are comfortable showing their neck, some cross their hands so as to show that they are well endowed. Many women just dangle their shoes off the curvature of feet, since many men link that curvature to their body. But if she is locked in her arms, she is happy maintaining a distance from you rather than being close to you. So be alert to pick up such indications.

She starts conversation
Nothing could be as evident about her interest in you if she starts the talking with you. If she opens up with a line like, “I think I have seen you somewhere”, this is a clear indication that she wants to have a conversation with you.

If she asks you open ended questions I am sure you will definitely know her intentions since this is a weapon men use very often. She might go a step further, whispering and disclosing secrets by bringing her face closer to you. The underlying motive may be to give you a taste of the perfume she has put on.

Is she playing all the tactics you were supposed to use?

She likes your jokes
If you tell her a funny story, look out for the way she reacts. If she puts her head back and openly laughs or simply says “Is that really funny?” then she is open for you. If she is interested in you, she will intently listen to you which you definitely know through her body language (open mouth, eyes focused on you etc)

Inquires about your hobbies
Does she ask you about hobbies? She may even ask about specific activities. This are subtle indications to meet up on another occasion. Or it could be just to drop you a hint that she too is interested in some activities and wants you to ask them. But one big green signal is if she asks is you like dancing, movies or dinner.

She praises you
Woman are not very liberal when it comes to appreciate anyone. But if she happens to do just that, then you should be proud of yourself. If the compliment is about your body then it clearly shows her interest in you. another way to show her interest is when she repeats your name, showing that you have embedded yourself deep into her mind and she is ready to get more intimate with you.

Is open about sexual issues
Some women love discussing things that excite them sexually. They show off their wild side by doing so. If she broaches sexual topics with you, she is trying to take the conversation ( to say the least) towards becoming a verbal foreplay. But they wont be very open about it. Remember, subtlety is what they are expert at and is also what you should follow. A careless slip of tongue and you could reverse the favorable tide.

She makes physical contact with you
A woman touching you while talking is another indication of her interest in you. This can be a simple touch on the hand or the knee. A simple touch of knees under the table will tell you that she likes touching you and is ready for more levels.

Another weak signal is if she portrays the same body language as you do. If you are talking with your elbow on table, she would also do that. This very often does not happen consciously. Nevertheless, this does show that she in matching your frequency.

Start Flirting
But be cautious, since these indications could be just keeping you as a friend. So be alert for about 4 such indications. If she displays any 5 or more of such signs you have definitely captured her imagination and have a free way into her mind.

Now that you have known the theory about how to recognize flirtations of a woman, time is to practice them. But as everything, practice is needed for mastery over it. Be alert but don’t overdo it. Don’t be too focused on spotting these signs. Remember to enjoy the company with her and relax. If you are not able to decipher, she will make her signs stronger for you to understand her true intentions
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wa ha, that is funny.. How long have you been chatting with her?

or she's trying very hard to imply that she's pretty sexual and horny too without wanting to sound whore-ish.
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Is open about sexual issues
Some women love discussing things that excite them sexually. They show off their wild side by doing so. If she broaches sexual topics with you, she is trying to take the conversation ( to say the least) towards becoming a verbal foreplay. But they wont be very open about it. Remember, subtlety is what they are expert at and is also what you should follow. A careless slip of tongue and you could reverse the favorable tide.
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+1
 
hxc87x said:
haha.. nice one.
we'll, its pretty obvious that she's fairly sexual.
what i find interesting is that she mentioned crossing her arms over her bust... which means one of a few things: 1) she doesnt wear bra's too often, 2) she has huge nipples =P, 3) she wears thin lacy lingerie ;-) any normal bra wouldn't show her excitement... so its either one of those mentioned above or she's trying very hard to imply that she's pretty sexual and horny too without wanting to sound whore-ish.
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I know her personally, porked her twice :)

So yeah she's fairly open with me (not sure about other guys, don't care TBH). So it kind of made sense to me cos I've seen women do this before, and being a retard I always asked if they're feeling cold :p

@Devill: I've seen that list before, but in my experience it does not seem to apply very well to SA women. SA women (gross generalisation) are way more prudish, so those would be way too easy to read and they're not going to give it away that easy.
 
Smooth Criminal said:
I know her personally, porked her twice :)

So yeah she's fairly open with me (not sure about other guys, don't care TBH). So it kind of made sense to me cos I've seen women do this before, and being a retard I always asked if they're feeling cold :p

@Devill: I've seen that list before, but in my experience it does not seem to apply very well to SA women. SA women (gross generalisation) are way more prudish, so those would be way too easy to read and they're not going to give it away that easy.
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Says the ugly people ;)
 
I've like reread the originl post 16.5 times looking for the language warning - I gave up on the 17th time - why is there a language warning, talk about spoiling a party?:confused:
 
I think because the word 'bust' ...
 
or... horny?
or... chicks?
or... physiology?
yeah, i dont know either.
 
hxc87x said:
or... horny?
or... chicks?
or... physiology?
yeah, i dont know either.
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I don't know either! But with all the sensitive emo people that seem to be populating the forum, I thought it best to include it anyway :D
 
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