Hairy Back ~ Help!

Mortymoose

Mortymoose

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Whilst drying myself off in the local pool changing rooms this morning, I walked past a mirror and caught a sorry glimpse of my back........

Holy crap, Telly Savalas must be turning in his grave.....

I am a hairyback, A Neanderthal......... Oh! Whoa betide me....

Now all you metrosexual types out there, pray tell, inform the platteland resident, is there a way to permanently remove the fur from me back?

I thought about standing with my back to the next bonfire I make, but it gives of a funny smell and makes my beer warm!

:erm:
 
I was going to ask how you hold the beer but then holding a cylindrical shape is manageable without thumbs :)
 
Mortymoose said:
Whilst drying myself off in the local pool changing rooms this morning, I walked past a mirror and caught a sorry glimpse of my back........

Holy crap, Telly Savalas must be turning in his grave.....

I am a hairyback, A Neanderthal......... Oh! Whoa betide me....

Now all you metrosexual types out there, pray tell, inform the platteland resident, is there a way to permanently remove the fur from me back?

I thought about standing with my back to the next bonfire I make, but it gives of a funny smell and makes my beer warm!

:erm:
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Laser hair removal treatment can be expensive (couple of sessions needed), but I believe it's quite permanent.
 
Only permanent solution is laser. The cheaper option is to rather just find you a ockie as a new HO that will love you for your hairy back. :D
 
I went for about 8 laser sessions to remove the beard neckline, it looked good initially, now 3 years later it is not as nice as it was with a lot of it growing back (it is about 75% less than before), the maintenance sessions to keep it away ends up being too expensive. This was for a small neck area, I can only imagine the cost and pain levels involved with doing the entire back.
 
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Mortymoose said:
Whilst drying myself off in the local pool changing rooms this morning, I walked past a mirror and caught a sorry glimpse of my back........

Holy crap, Telly Savalas must be turning in his grave.....

I am a hairyback, A Neanderthal......... Oh! Whoa betide me....

Now all you metrosexual types out there, pray tell, inform the platteland resident, is there a way to permanently remove the fur from me back?

I thought about standing with my back to the next bonfire I make, but it gives of a funny smell and makes my beer warm!

:erm:
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Unlucky you :p

Anyway, I'll take this opportunity to brag about the fact that at the age of 36 I have ZERO chest hair and/or back hair. I have a few hairs around my nipples and that bed licence on my stomach. /Pinnacle of evolution
 
Get all your clothes lined with velcro on the inside . That way everytime you take of your clothes its an automatic dry de-hair session. :twisted::D
 
Ockie said:
My sister used it on her legs. She ended up with burns. She returned it and got a full refund. Said it is a dangerous piece of sh*t.
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Maybe your sister has sensitive skin? You've mentioned this sister a few times. Is she single? Asking for friends.... :whistle:
 
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