Help our country - ban everything

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SilverNodashi

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Seeing as this is the trend to go now, let's just get this out in the open ;)


  1. Ban cellphones. - they cost a lot of money and have caused a lot of people bad debt. People also get killed over cellphones and they cause accidents.
  2. Ban TV's - TV is bad, it waists a lot of productive time and advertise crime, violence, porn, hatred speech, demonic tell tubby's, and people who promote AIDS
  3. Ban Radios - the news makes me hate my country and neighbors and the constant advertising is irritating.
  4. Ban bad parents - there, I said it. Most parents are just bad. They should be banned. Look at how the school kids do what they like. And since the parents don't teach their kids bad manners, the parents should be banned.
  5. Ban Toys -I nearly broke my leg last night when I stepped on a very sharp toy that way lying around! Kids are not as productive anymore.
  6. Ban junk food - Did you see all the obese people around these days? Need I say more?
  7. Ban cars - they kill more people and cause more accidents on the roads that sharks, snakes, bees, poison and QuakeLive combined.
  8. Ban hadeda's - they are the worst type of pests I can think of. Especially 5am in the morning when I want to sleep and all 40 of them wake up.
  9. Ban fire crackers - Our poor pets........
  10. Ban public toilets - they stink, and are just plain disgusting.
 
JHatman said:
12. Ban pencils. You could get stabbed in the head with one if you pick a fight with a clown.
13. Ban street lights. When the bulb dies, you might trip on a crack on the pavement at night and crack your skull.
14. Ban steering wheels. Most head on fatalities are caused from the steering wheel.
15. Ban tooth brushes, you could accidently swollow one and die.
16. Ban beer, if you drop the bottle whilst leaning over a balcony, you could kill someone below.

Boy this list could go on and on..
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Ha! You say that by I had a 50 year old iron one bounce off my neighbours bumper and almost take out my car (not the bulb, the entire light)! :eek:
 
Wow you guys are like a bunch of children nagging on and on and on about this.
 
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