[Hoax] Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Dead?

[Aquila ka Hecate]

I'm getting tentative news (Twitter) that the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Ruler of Iran, has just died.

Any backup on this?

 

[GreGorGy]

They had twitter in 1989???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhollah_Khomeini

 

[Myrrdin]

I'm getting tentative news (Twitter) that the Ayatollah Khomeini, the Supreme Ruler of Iran, has just died.

Any backup on this?

Yes. He died June 3rd 1989.

 

[bokdrol]

I thought he is long dead???????

 

[GreGorGy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Leader_of_Iran
Ali Khamenei is present leader

 

[ToxicBunny]

I was about to say..

I'm sure you mean Ali Khamenei... and yes its entirely possible he has died, he has had health issues for a while now.

 

[GreGorGy]

Hey, this twitter feed is fantastic. A laugh-a-minute
https://twitter.com/khamenei_ir


I never thought to read the tweets of religious leaders but now, I simply gotta - a few good gems in these.

 

[OrbitalDawn]

Aquila fell through her time portal and took Twitter with her!

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

Aquila fell through her time portal and took Twitter with her!

Yes I did!
Now you'll all have to listen to Steely Dan and David Bowie.
Sorry about the spelling, I didn't know it was so vowel-specific. I've learnt something today, thank you.

 

[GreGorGy]

Yes I did!
Now you'll all have to listen to Steely Dan and David Bowie.
Sorry about the spelling, I didn't know it was so vowel-specific. I've learnt something today, thank you.

Hey, 19-seventy-something called (Don't lose that number) - they want their rockers back...

 

[Grant]

now i'm confused.

is ayatollah v2.0 dead or alive ?
can i sing "ding dong the witch is dead"?

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

Hey, 19-seventy-something called (Don't lose that number) - they want their rockers back...

Very good.

 

[Myrrdin]

Ali Khamenei not dead. Celebrity death report hoax.

 

[GreGorGy]

now i'm confused.

is ayatollah v2.0 dead or alive ?
can i sing "ding dong the witch is dead"?

Twitter thinks he is dead. We're holding thumbs.

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

now i'm confused.

My job here is done.

can i sing "ding dong the witch is dead"?

I aten't dead (yet).

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

Ali Khamenei not dead. Celebrity death report hoax.

Bugger.

 

[GreGorGy]

now i'm confused.

is ayatollah v2.0 dead or alive ?
can i sing "ding dong the witch is dead"?

he is v4.

v2 was Lord Humungus

v3 is Chris Jericho

 

[CharlieM]

Have it on decent authority that Ali Khamenei is still alive with full fuctionality of his left arm

 

[nightjar]

........ still alive with full fuctionality of his left arm

Only one hand for jobs like eating and bum-wiping???

 

[Replay]

Radiation?