Hot Nuts

[Grant]

So I got a rather impressive fruit basket yesterday
Amongst all the fruit were various packets of nuts, some shelled & some not.
I happened upon a stash of Brazil nuts, still with their shells on.
Oh, how cruel - a nut cracker simply didn't crack it.
So out came a pair of "plumbing" pliers - "leverage", I thought.

Bits of shells all over the carpets, as far as the eyes can see !
So, off to google - heat the f**kers said google.
I willingly obeyed - much easier - but the taste of hot nuts - yummy

 

[ph4t3]

So uhhhh... Why?

 

[ShaunSA]

I've been told I have hot nuts

 

[Batista]

Put all of them in a tea towel and whack it with a hammer

 

[Grant]

I've been told I have hot nuts

yea yea yea
he said - she said !



but what do they taste like ??

 

[Hosehead]

Put a bit of metal sheeting on them and drive over the lot. Then you can have hot nuts or cold nuts.

Buts seriously hot nuts are served by some Airlines as a First Class Appetiser esp. American Airlines. Its a kind of trademark like the Ice cream Sundae and people who pay thousands for a ticket actually look forwards to these things.

 

[grok]

yea yea yea
he said - she said !



but what do they taste like ??

Salty?

 

[Grant]

Salty?

close .. ..
but that would be his chocolate balls

 

[Grant]

My kitchen smells like a chocolate factory

A bit earlier i popped a whole lot of nuts (in shells) into the oven for a while.
20 minutes later the place smells like a chocolate factory.
I want to sleep in there tonight bugger eating the nuts !

 

[crysis]

Guess thats the seapoint lifestyle hey?