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DStvNothingOn
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Strange way of phrasing, but how big is your Mbps?
How do I measure the size of my Mbps?
How do I measure the size of my Mbps?
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How big are your Mbps?
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PaulGherkin
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Damn. My e-penis is bigger than my real penis.
LazyLion
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No, US is Imperial Units.... so it's Darths per Tie Fighters.
Yup, otherwise you're in for a floppy epenis swordfight.
gotaway
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Mbps size depends on whether you count in binary or decimals. The actual question and the real answer is in there somewhere!
TheMightyQuin
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First ask yourself: what does Mbps stand for? And what does MBps stand for?
Then take it from there.
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When you only want a bit, you take one byte.
But then again there's always this oke:
NarrowBandFtw
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TIL megabytes can be translated to inches
DStvNothingOn
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Turns out they weren't that big
gotaway
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Hi. Please drop me a PM with your account number so I can chat.
gotaway
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Oh no!!! "The chat"
gotaway
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Seems like my Mbps is smaller than what I thought I can upload. I shall pay attention henceforth ...
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I know your gigabytes in the morning sun
I feel you touch my feels on X
And the moment that you disconnect the FTTH
I wanna hear the modem dial up again
And you come to me on a piece of glass
Keep me warm in flamewars, then you softly drop packets
And me pings you need to show
How big are your MBps?
How big are your MBps?
How big are your MBps?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world crap ISPs
Throtting our connections when they all should let us be
We pay ther SALARIES
How big are your MBps?
I believe in you Afrifail
You know the door to my very soul
You're the ONT light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're full of excuses when I call
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I say **** YOU
And it's me you need to show
How big are your MBps?
I feel you touch my feels on X
And the moment that you disconnect the FTTH
I wanna hear the modem dial up again
And you come to me on a piece of glass
Keep me warm in flamewars, then you softly drop packets
And me pings you need to show
How big are your MBps?
How big are your MBps?
How big are your MBps?
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world crap ISPs
Throtting our connections when they all should let us be
We pay ther SALARIES
How big are your MBps?
I believe in you Afrifail
You know the door to my very soul
You're the ONT light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're full of excuses when I call
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I say **** YOU
And it's me you need to show
How big are your MBps?
gotaway
Expert Member
Maybe this:
How big are your Mbps?
Racing quick with lasers of light,
Bandwidth's warm embrace,
In this dance of give and take,
Let us explore what moves us close.
How big are your Mbps?
Racing quick with lasers of light,
Bandwidth's warm embrace,
In this dance of give and take,
Let us explore what moves us close.
gotaway
Expert Member
There once was a line so quick,
With Mbps that made hearts tick.
In bandwidth’s embrace,
We’d race in this space,
Downloading love’s sweetest trick.
With Mbps that made hearts tick.
In bandwidth’s embrace,
We’d race in this space,
Downloading love’s sweetest trick.