How cricket works

[replicant]

does anyone know how that funny short description goes of how cricket works.
Something along the lines of:

The side that's in tries to get the team that's out in. The bowler tries to get a player that is out in by bowling the player that's in out.........

 

[undesign]

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.

Each man that's in the side that's in, goes out, and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out.

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.

Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When both sides have been in and out including the not-outs, that's the end of the game.

 

[replicant]

haha....Brilliant Thanks

 

[replicant]

Found this one as well

"You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

Simple!"

 

[Morgoth]

you need 2 sides, of 11 men each, let them play for 5 days without anyone actually winning a game