How much is too much?

AliCatS said:
You realize I just had to ask my friend Baxteen what ASL means?
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it mean you must say how old you are and where you stay it is the same like when somebody give there aka name like marshall aka mushroom
 
YingYang said:
He's a n0b (what I did there, did you see it). Since this is a tech forum, around here it's called ADSLR. Where D is drugs and R can only be asked if you're black, else you're racist.

And to answer the question, since I'm married I have no idea actually. I don't get a chance to, which, in part, was the reason I started this thread
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So never a sneaky office Pickle Tickle? Shem.
 
AliCatS said:
Ok but surely we can agree it doesn't happen every day?
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no, not every day at 3.

some days its at 11, then 3 is not needed.

some days its at 11 at 3 and then a 9 before bed.

some days there is nothing and its two or three days.

the important thing is to listen to your body...
 
saturnz said:
"masturbation saved my life..."
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True story, one time after a jol we went home and I was chatting with this chick. I was in the bathroom, everyone else had gone to sleep. Came out, the place had been burgled. They'd accessed the house and stolen phones, car keys etc from right next to sleeping people. Had I been in bed instead of the bathroom...
 
UrBaN963 said:
True story, one time after a jol we went home and I was chatting with this chick. I was in the bathroom, everyone else had gone to sleep. Came out, the place had been burgled. They'd accessed the house and stolen phones, car keys etc from right next to sleeping people. Had I been in bed instead of the bathroom...
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wait wait wait... Back it up a bit. You were "chatting" to this chick in the bathroom of your home after coming back from a jol?
/Sexting detected.
 
I dunno, its just a lyric that I remembered


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skeptic_SA said:
wait wait wait... Back it up a bit. You were "chatting" to this chick in the bathroom of your home after coming back from a jol?
/Sexting detected.
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Don't be so crude and crass, you base Australopithecus!

It was more inspired than that. We were discussing future physical activities, to promote well-being and harmony to our mutual satisfaction.

Also, we were sexting.
 
Quote Originally Posted by AliCatS
I am one of the lucky ladies that want s*x all the time and a boyfriend with a drive as high as mine. So no need to either.

SkippyRamirez said:
Pfft. Women like you don't exist.
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Yeah they do, I'm married to one
 
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schuits said:
Quote Originally Posted by AliCatS
I am one of the lucky ladies that want s*x all the time and a boyfriend with a drive as high as mine. So no need to either.



Yeah they do, I'm married to one
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she is standing behind you with a frying pan isnt she?
 
schuits said:
Quote Originally Posted by AliCatS
I am one of the lucky ladies that want s*x all the time and a boyfriend with a drive as high as mine. So no need to either.



Yeah they do, I'm married to one
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Oh great, another one. You happy people make me sick.
 
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