How sad is it ...

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scotty777 said:
Hmmm, Picard, if you can sing then you'll get laid. If you can't, then don't sing. Every guy has their own 'thing' where they can show off they better than the other males, ergo - you become an Alpha Male.

Of course, if you like me, and you have nothing going for you, then aim low... say a girl that's a 3/10, and then drink until she's a 8/10.
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I really worry about this forum - and the half-thought out advice given - You have your priorities ****ed up, say you're a 0/10 (by your own admittance), find a 8-10/10 - don't settle for less, then get her to drink till you're the 8/10.
 
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Don't listen to these personality drones, that only appiles in later in life when you want to be in relationships :p

Yeah, if you're in a loud club, you do not want to/cannot talk to that hot girl infront of you (loud music), now assuming you're a decent looking to good looking guy, you cannot get with her unless your a sick dancer or she's drunk as hell.

EDIT: I think all the older posters just don't understand haha. IF you don't know how to step, your chances of getting a girl diminishes large bit
EDIT 2: As Pooky said, if you're talking ballroom dancing what I said doesn't matter
 
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xrapidx said:
How old are woman (girls) that judge mean on dancing, 14?
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This. Maybe you should try adult women, not schoolgirls. They're much less shallow, all you need is lots of money or to look like you just came off the production line in the Pirelli factory and you're good to go.
 
Young chicks FTW, toit holes are better than well used loose piping.


Perhaps i just to enlarge my 5.5 inch pecker :D.
 
blonde one said:
This is a classic example of why drinking and posting don't go together :(
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Yeh - imagine picking up a girl with your l33t dancing skills, only for her to discover its 5.5 inches and walk out... think it would be less embarrassing to loose her on the dance floor.
 
I'm a better dancer than my wife :p

Picard... you have like 10,000 reasons why women won't like you. Do you ever actually just go and ask women out?
 
xrapidx said:
Yeh - imagine picking up a girl with your l33t dancing skills, only for her to discover its 5.5 inches and walk out... think it would be less embarrassing to loose her on the dance floor.
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Isn't 6 inches the average? 5.5 isn't too bad then.
The average in China is something like 9cm from what I've heard so don't feel bad :p
 
I'm assuming your average of 6" takes into account the Chinese (3.5") in its sample set? Therefore the average isn't really anything to rave about :p
 
Picard said:
that girls judge a guy solely on his ability to dance.

How sad is it that some guys miss out on good girls just because they (guys ... not girls) can't dance.

Maybe I should ask "how ****ed up is it".
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Eh? Why is this ****ed up? Guys judge chicks based purely on their chests ... ;)
 
Korn1 said:
lol I 'dance' if I have to...if its hardstyle....then I will be the first to jam :D
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yeaaaah boi!


As a side note, with hardstyle there is no "wrong way" of dancing really.

If you sokkie, for example, there are rules...with HS you just go nutz :D
 
Keeper said:
yeaaaah boi!


As a side note, with hardstyle there is no "wrong way" of dancing really.

If you sokkie, for example, there are rules...with HS you just go nutz :D
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Very true indeed...why you think I like it? :D
 
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