How to beat a lie-detector test

Put a drawing pin between your crack...then just knyp when you do the baseline.
 
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satanboy said:
Just refuse any lie detector test. Easy.

I would probably fail even when telling the truth.
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If it's for a legal case there's no need. They don't accept them.
 
OzzieCapie said:
Put a drawing pin between your crack...then just knyp when you do the baseline.
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It's actually even easier than that. Just clench your sphincter, take a short, sharp breath, and do a mental jump. Try not to let the auditor notice.
Do that on every question and the results will be too erratic for any good.
But as somebody above said, remember you have the right to completely refuse.
 
The real, 100% efficient lie detectors are the ones that measure your brainwaves during the lie test. Unfortunately, I don't think they're available yet, but I don't know for sure. Saw it on some documentary a few years ago. Conventional lie detectors are inefficient and hence they are not allowed in court.
 
LazyLion said:
It's actually even easier than that. Just clench your sphincter, take a short, sharp breath, and do a mental jump. Try not to let the auditor notice.
Do that on every question and the results will be too erratic for any good.
But as somebody above said, remember you have the right to completely refuse.
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No, just think of having sex.
 
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