How does a family eat cheaply? Should one make a food budget? What sorts of things should one buy?
From bachelor life and international poverty (travel on a budget) I pass-on the following hints. Use them, don’t use them...
UK poverty survival hint (can be applied generally).
To maintain a ‘balanced’ nutritional intake over a period of time, I found colour-coding the food a good idea. The traditional ‘meat & 3 veg’ was transposed to (the 3 veg) something white (potatoes, rice, etc.), something green (beans, peas, etc.) and something red (carrots, pumpkin, etc.). I always had trouble with the ‘something red’ as I detest all red vegetables (except tomatoes) and so ended-up eating a great many tomatoes. I cheated a bit and designated all squashes as ‘red’.
Bread can last a long time (as long as it doesn’t smell sour). A sprinkle of water on a stale, hard-as-nails loaf, pop it in the oven and you get a steaming loaf indistinguishable from fresh bread.
A cheap, fairly healthy method of living for extended periods was a daily (vegetable) bunny chow and a pint of milk (in SA). A vegetable bunny was preferred because the meat in bunnies I always regarded as inferior (besides, a meat bunny was more expensive).
A secret pap recipe for poverty-stricken SA’ns.
#1 Make a pot of ‘krummel pap’ (SA version of the Moroccan coes-coes).
#2 Buy a packet of powdered soup (Royco or similar) in your preferred flavour. Mix it as a gravy (a **lot** less water).
#3 Make a ‘volcano shape’ of your pap on a plate. Pour your soup/gravy into the volcano cone. Delicious and nourishing. If you can find a bit of wors to add, that’s a bonus, but it’s not necessary.
Cordon Bleu budget eating
Soya Mince. Look out for this in your supermarket. The soya mince substitutes come in little boxes of various flavours, savoury mince, chakalaka and so on. The one is Imana, in 200g boxes (6 servings) for R8.49 a box. The other one is Knorrox in a bigger box (400g boxes) at R12.49 – this is the one where you add 2 spoonfuls of the stuff to ordinary mince which makes more of it. For absolute budget eating, rather buy the Imana as a meal for 4 or 6 people is cheap at R8.49. Pick ‘n Pay has it.
FAUX IRISH STEW
Ingredients
Soya
Potatoes
Onions
Mixed veg. (frozen – in a packet)
Bisto
Thickening
Method
Cook the soya in a pot (final stew pot). Follow the instructions on the packet. Peel, cut into quarters and boil the potatoes separately. Boil the mixed vegetables separately (diced carrots & peas). Add the onion to the soya pot. Use the ‘prick’ test to determine that the potatoes are cooked. Drain and add to the pot. Sieve the mixed vegetables and add to the pot. Paw through the crisper drawer to see what other vegetables there are. Add tomato (watery vegetables last – peppers?) Salt to taste. Any herbs or spices found in the cupboard to taste (stuff like curry might affect others). Mix some Bisto gravy powder in a cup (follow packet instructions) and add. Stir. Mix some cornflower or gravy thickening in a cup. Stir. Simmer. Viola!
Serve on a bed of rice or on slices of bread. The packet for 6 would serve 4 big people. Approximate cost per person (all-in, conservative estimate) = about R4 or R5.
BUNNY CHOW
Ingredients
Curried soya stew
2 X small loaves of bread
Method
Cut the two small loaves of bread in half (this is so everyone has a crust). Cut out the centre of each half (leave about a centimeter ‘wall’ around the inside of the loaf). Remove the bread ‘plug’ (keep it, you will be using it). Fill-up the hole in the half loaf with curried stew (see above). Put the bread ‘plug’ on top. Serve.
Note : Potjie Kos Lore. Cooking is done in layers. The stuff that takes the longest (meat) goes in first, at the bottom of the pot. And so on. Watery vegetables (tomatoes, cucumbers, etc.) are added last, about 10 minutes before the potjie is ready (so they don’t disappear in the cooking). The same logic would apply to conventional cooking.
Another frugality tip.
I heard a canny housewives tip from no less an authority than Dame Edna Everhard – Australia’s equivalent to Pieter Dirk-Uys’s Evita Bizuidenhout. S/he had a TV program where s/he would call-on Australian housewives and snoop about their houses. It became quite a status symbol among Australian housewives – to have your home insulted on national TV.
In this tip, Dame Edna and the housewife victim were having a scatological gossip outside her dunny (Australian for toilet).
Insert your loo roll so that the paper rolls off the back. Saves paper. When you pull the end the paper, it doesn’t roll-off excessively. You don’t polish your bum to a high gloss.