Hosehead
Executive Member
My Stokvel http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=210323&highlight=stokvel
is so poor that the virgin benefits we all enjoyed were abruptly coitus inturruptus and withdrawn.
The friendly local Virgin flogger advised me on this sad sad news but he tried to cheer me up by offering me a 12 months contractual access to one virgin for a special price of nearly 400 bucks per month. (yes, folks, that's DOUBLE LiLiTh's rate
)
Or he said I could change partners and Discover Vitality and pay 85.80 per month.
I'm thinking of changing partners anyway because the Oxygen is all used up.
But not all Partner schemes offer Virgins.
Right now, that doesn't help because I had my test-tost-er-on jab
I need to swing heavy stuff.
I asked the Virgin flogger if he could do better.
But that's this month's special. Best he can do.
Should I abstain? or should I just take cold showers and go Discover Vitality?
is so poor that the virgin benefits we all enjoyed were abruptly coitus inturruptus and withdrawn.
The friendly local Virgin flogger advised me on this sad sad news but he tried to cheer me up by offering me a 12 months contractual access to one virgin for a special price of nearly 400 bucks per month. (yes, folks, that's DOUBLE LiLiTh's rate
)Or he said I could change partners and Discover Vitality and pay 85.80 per month.
I'm thinking of changing partners anyway because the Oxygen is all used up.
But not all Partner schemes offer Virgins.
Right now, that doesn't help because I had my test-tost-er-on jab
I need to swing heavy stuff.
I asked the Virgin flogger if he could do better.
But that's this month's special. Best he can do.
Should I abstain? or should I just take cold showers and go Discover Vitality?
