How to Make Temporary Friends.

Datura

Datura

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This is for those of you that are just total bastards by nature and find the company of 'friends' dull and annoying after just a few days of 'friendship' but, at the same time don't like being a total recluses and do need the company of other humans for short periods of time. Well, it is simple. since my brother in law tried this (inadvertently) he is constantly being approached by people he hasn't spoken to for years and are suddenly very friendly and invite him and my sister for braais or bring a chop and a dop around to their place and after a few days are out of the picture. What is it that attracts these temporary friends? It's simple, he bought a bakkie and these fscking leeches need to move but are too tight to rent a removal company or a trailer...
 
Datura said:
This is for those of you that are just total bastards by nature and find the company of 'friends' dull and annoying after just a few days of 'friendship' but, at the same time don't like being a total recluses and do need the company of other humans for short periods of time. Well, it is simple. since my brother in law tried this (inadvertently) he is constantly being approached by people he hasn't spoken to for years and are suddenly very friendly and invite him and my sister for braais or bring a chop and a dop around to their place and after a few days are out of the picture. What is it that attracts these temporary friends? It's simple, he bought a bakkie and these fscking leeches need to move but are too tight to rent a removal company or a trailer...
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LOL i dont have money for a bakkie, now what?
I like temp friends too, had too many friends with issues in the past...
 
Batista said:
LOL i dont have money for a bakkie, now what?
I like temp friends too, had too many friends with issues in the past...
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Rent one :p, so technically you will have a rent a friend service.
 
I don't understand this thread at all.

The title is more of a statement, implying the OP would explain how to make temp friends.

You then go on to say your brother has a bakkie, and now random people are using him because of it.

The answer to your dilemma is simple: He has a bakkie, people like people with bakkies. Bakkies are handy.

You're just labelling them as friends. I would have called those people acquaintances.
 
Batista said:
LOL i dont have money for a bakkie, now what?
I like temp friends too, had too many friends with issues in the past...
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Well, you could notify a small local weekly paper's newest budding journalist that you have won a substantial amount of money at a casino making you the town's newest millionaire (the amount won = the amount of temp friends needed and may be adjusted accordingly) and that you don't mind him printing your name. Or you could just call yourself Batista but may run the risk of being called out for the conman that you are.
 
TheGrove said:
Rent one :p, so technically you will have a rent a friend service.
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Thats not a bad idea at all! I would love to rent friends for some co-op on the playstation, maybe 1 or 2 spliffs and then they can f- off.
 
mr_norris said:
I don't understand this thread at all.

The title is more of a statement, implying the OP would explain how to make temp friends.

You then go on to say your brother has a bakkie, and now random people are using him because of it.

The answer to your dilemma is simple: He has a bakkie, people like people with bakkies. Bakkies are handy.

You're just labelling them as friends. I would have called those people acquaintances.
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Wow, you must be the life of the party. It's tongue in cheek. Fsck me, relax!!!
 
Datura said:
Well, you could notify a small local weekly paper's newest budding journalist that you have won a substantial amount of money at a casino making you the town's newest millionaire (the amount won = the amount of temp friends needed and may be adjusted accordingly) and that you don't mind him printing your name. Or you could just call yourself Batista but may run the risk of being called out for the conman that you are.
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I dont know if you are joking or not and you didnt reply to my response in another thread, but i mentioned that i know you from another site that you dont frequent anymore?
 
Batista said:
I dont know if you are joking or not and you didnt reply to my response in another thread, but i mentioned that i know you from another site that you dont frequent anymore?
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I responded ;)

And yes, I am joking :)
 
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