How's Tinder these days?

[saor]

So while I might not offer her my seat, I'd still like to get a drink with her. Social circle kind of shrunk the last year or two and I've got enough going on that I don't really feel like joining a hiking group or whatever it is to meet people. Figured give Tinder a go.

Are there normal people on there or is it just a bunch of @Ninja'd crazies?

Any tips? Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?

 

[WAslayer]

Condoms, hazmat suit and enough 99% strength hand sanitizer to fill a bath so you can get clean...

 

[backstreetboy]

You're not going to get very far. A drink is a interview. You'll need to be much more adventurous.

 

[3WA]

Post pics.

 

[Ninja'd]

Tinder made me realise just how many chicks smoke dagga. I mean I'd still bang.

 

[Ninja'd]

So while I might not offer her my seat, I'd still like to get a drink with her. Social circle kind of shrunk the last year or two and I've got enough going on that I don't really feel like joining a hiking group or whatever it is to meet people. Figured give Tinder a go.

Are there normal people on there or is it just a bunch of @Ninja'd crazies?

Any tips? Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?

And I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.

I know right now you can't tell.

 

[WAslayer]

And I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.

I know right now you can't tell.

Happy birthday bro..

 

[saor]

And I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.

I know right now you can't tell.

I might not see you clearly,
But I still love you dearly.
My crazy internet crush,
You turn my heart to mush.

 

[Wut]

Still mostly sketchy characters

 

[3WA]

I might not see you clearly,
But I still love you dearly.
My crazy internet crush,
You turn my heart to mush.

Yeah, with rhymes like that, you’ll clean up on Tinder.

 

[bwana]

Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?

They'd probably appreciate it.

 

[longboy]

Tinder is a cesspool of desperate fat chicks, ugly chicks, divorced women, chicks who want your money and beta boys.

If you want to date or ****, go to church and pick the quietest looking woman there.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Any tips? Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?

The latex only offers so much protection, I suggest a thorough rinse after with good Diesel, from an ailing depo and 500ppm preferably, for the added sulfur.

But yeah, safety first, obviously there are quite a few decent and brilliant folk on there but so few and far between.

 

[HumanShield]

99.99% are dik squeezas

Ekse, no word of lie there

 

[Crayons]

Tinder is a cesspool of desperate fat chicks, ugly chicks, divorced women, chicks who want your money and beta boys.

If you want to date or ****, go to church and pick the quietest looking woman there.

You can spot the fatties when they only post face shots, then you see them and you realize it was a full picture, it's just their face that can fit on the screen because they're so big.

 

[PatchTuesday]

Use 2go, you'll have better catfish there

 

[Ninja'd]

If you want to date or ****, go to church and pick the quietest looking woman there.

Or get a nurse.

 

[saor]

Everyone making it sound like tinder is just

 

[epah]

So while I might not offer her my seat, I'd still like to get a drink with her. Social circle kind of shrunk the last year or two and I've got enough going on that I don't really feel like joining a hiking group or whatever it is to meet people. Figured give Tinder a go.

Are there normal people on there or is it just a bunch of @Ninja'd crazies?

Any tips? Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?

Grindr is way better than tinder, people are classy on grindr.

 

[randomcat]

So while I might not offer her my seat, I'd still like to get a drink with her. Social circle kind of shrunk the last year or two and I've got enough going on that I don't really feel like joining a hiking group or whatever it is to meet people. Figured give Tinder a go.

Are there normal people on there or is it just a bunch of @Ninja'd crazies?

Any tips? Do I need the suggested 3 layers of condom on every date?

Rather join a hiking group. At least you will build your stamina and she can tighten up also. Find a small group though. Bigger groups are harder to navigate. Tinder has been a disappointment. The women tend to be immature and it's hard to get a conversation going.