Mortymoose
Honorary Master
From the same woman that states, "Periods and Pregnancies are not a sickness......."
I awoke this cold Saturday morning, like the bloke from the TV advert, the one where he is laying in bed, sniffing, aching and paining.....groaning and a moaning..... I played the whole man card....... and got served a hot med lemon in bed..... with not much sympathy....
When I eventually arose from my bed a mere 90 minutes later, I walked past the English HO , who spoke with a croaky voice, a red nose and sniffles as far as the eye could see...... I , being the sympathetic and obedient husband enquire of the sickly woman...... " Be thee sick, hath thy taken ill? " , to which I get the muffled reply..... " I Don't Do Sick!"......
Gee! Don't I feel like the chief of the clan this grey morn........
I awoke this cold Saturday morning, like the bloke from the TV advert, the one where he is laying in bed, sniffing, aching and paining.....groaning and a moaning..... I played the whole man card....... and got served a hot med lemon in bed..... with not much sympathy....
When I eventually arose from my bed a mere 90 minutes later, I walked past the English HO , who spoke with a croaky voice, a red nose and sniffles as far as the eye could see...... I , being the sympathetic and obedient husband enquire of the sickly woman...... " Be thee sick, hath thy taken ill? " , to which I get the muffled reply..... " I Don't Do Sick!"......
Gee! Don't I feel like the chief of the clan this grey morn........
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