iBurst Watercooler

All quiet at the watercooler front, it seems.

Maybe we should start an iBurst lottery. At least iBoss can be trusted on randomness?
 
It's a pity you can't reply in their announcement threads.

It's no use adding 60% more people if they have no idea of the product. Even before this I used to call in, only to find out they don't even know about the / a new service.
 
All quiet at the watercooler front, it seems.

Maybe we should start an iBurst lottery. At least iBoss can be trusted on randomness?

Also, lottery tickets must have 1-100000 number range.
 
Good morning fellow watercoolers.

We have some good news.

Jannie is still alive and doing well, by the look of his latest post.

Unfortunately, yes.....

As Billy Crystal said in 'Analyse That; "It's a process" and while we've got a big team literally working 24x7 on resolving the issues, we can only with real confidence say that we've made solid improvements with each production bill run. You cannot simulate the full run in Dev and clearly you cannot use Prod for testing.

But I'm quietly confident this month will be much better than before.

And the moment we get people their correct bills, on time, give them correct and constant usage information and post invoices on time, there will be little need to call the call center and the long hold times will automatically disappear.

Internally I know we're getting there, but obviously from the outside it does not always look that way.

It is well known (and well understood by management) that exactly these kind of issues have been occurring for a very long time and the processes we started over the last few months were designed to fix the billing and support issues. This mostly revolves around the implementation of the new systems. Unfortunately while we have these stability issues the symptoms look exactly the same as with the old system. But at least once it's stabilised, things will improve drastically.

/Walks up to the CD player and presses PLAY

Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should
Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could
Little things I should've said and done,
I never took the time
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind...:whistle:
 
Just a reminder that Carte Blanche Medical will be showing the "iBurst tower" story at 19h00 tonight (Monday) on Mnet.

I don't have DSTV, so enjoy if you are interested.

/Refills the watercooler for the week.
 
Neither me. So, tell us just after you finish watching!

/checks watercooler systems
 
Glad I don't stay near that tower. I don't like headaches & rashes at all. :) Besides, the traffic in Fourways is crazy, I could never live there.
 
Oh, I forgot... Record that movie and post it to Youtube.
Remember: use low bitrate/quality, because speeds still slow!
 
Oh, I forgot... Record that movie and post it to Youtube.
Remember: use low bitrate/quality, because speeds still slow!

That's a good idea.

If you have a PVR, please record that story and post it on YouTube and give us the link.

Thanks in advance...
 
Good morning, watercoolists! :)

How's the iBurst story going on? Did you recorded it yet?

/brings carbonating set for a watercooler.
 
hey

just got an idea :D

should we ever be invaded by aliens, get them to use iburst, sentech, voda/mtn 3g - the aliens will be so disgusted they'll withdraw promptly :D:D:D:D

(after nuking the offending service providers, that is) :D:D
 
Ya... Watch District 10 or 11: ISP Wars
They are back! Now they siphon our bandwidth and we need to stop 'em again! See how did Telkom's greed, Mobile's immobility, slowness and complete lag of SA networks, drove them out!!
 
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