iBurst Watercooler

[Rustum]

Jisses, maar die onmin teen iBurst loop gevaarlik hoog vandag.

 

[Madhawk]

Jisses, maar die onmin teen iBurst loop gevaarlik hoog vandag.

Translation please, my Afrikaans was lekker *** at school...

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Jisses, maar die onmin teen iBurst loop gevaarlik hoog vandag.

Translation please, my Afrikaans was lekker *** at school...

Negative feelings are at an all-time high.

 

[Rustum]

"Onmin" more or less 'un-love', lack of affection/love, etc, and close to anger.

"Jisses, the anger at iBurst is running high today"

 

[Dusk]

"Onmin" more or less 'un-love', lack of affection/love, etc, and close to anger.

"Jisses, the anger at iBurst is running high today"

To be expected when the CEO has just kept people hanging on to a lie for the past three months.

 

[Hosehead]

To be expected when the CEO has just kept people hanging on to a lie for the past three months.

And what was that ?

 

[Dusk]

That all clients are able to move back to old packages if the prefer to do so.

 

[Madhawk]

/Refills watercooler with Stroh Rum.

It's time to get ***** faced, iBurst has disappointed the watercooler club members once again.

 

[OoMk0o5i3]

/Presses play

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again

 

[r00igev@@r]

The devil himself. Who posted number 66666 on the iBurst forum?

/fills the water cooler with some Bloody Mary.

 

[kilobits]

Me looks in the local rag for new hang-out joint.

Expecting the Sherill of the Court to rock up here soon and attach all and sundry for the iBust creditors salivating at the door.

* sighs... and tries to fill his Iomega eGo hip-flask styled drive with water-cooler Stroh *

* growls at the wet feet... shrugs shoulders and just lies under the open tap *

Edit : Damned spawn of 66666... Bloody Mary... I pray the Stroh was mixed and not drained !!!

 

[r00igev@@r]

/heck this Bloody Mary has a kick!!! Never realized there was Stroh still left in the cooler.

 

[kilobits]

/heck this Bloody Mary has a kick!!! Never realized there was Stroh still left in the cooler.

Damn! I thought so... if I could feel my lips I would kiss the watercooler... AND mean it!!!!

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Had a funny one today.

Winders XP PC didn't want to connect to iBurps anymore. Thought the account was capped - but it got a whopping 6Gb left.

Switched over from USB to Ethernet, still disconnecting from iBurps.

Examined the network cards - found that the TCP/IP stack got mangled (only for iBurps - the normal ethernet LAN still is working 100%). Weird. Uninstalled McAfee and installed Microsoft Security Essentials - no buggers found. :/

Swapped the PC out for another, working PC, set iburps DUN up, and tested - working 100%.

Ah well... Monday it'll be a format and winders reinstall, not in the mood to battle with something stupid.

 

[r00igev@@r]

At least it wasn't a Bloody Manto (same as a Bloody Mary, but beetroot instead of tomato)

 

[Madhawk]

At least it wasn't a Bloody Manto

/Googles "Bloody Manto"

/Result...:erm:

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Bloody Ivy?

 

[Madhawk]

Bloody Ivy?

/Googles Bloody Ivy

/Result, mmm nice...

 

[r00igev@@r]

/empties water cooler and adds cappuccino modification

 

[JeanetteR]

/empties water cooler and adds cappuccino modification

Ronald
It seems like, since you emptied the water cooler this morning and added your cappuccino modification, no one is hanging around at the water cooler today. Either the Stroh worked better, or they don't experience any iBurst hiccups today! (lol)