iBurst Watercooler

There some additions are required to our watercooler's wine card, menu and activities:
3G = 1/3 of beer + 1/3 of raspberry juice + 1/3 of pure ethanol.
Free-To-Air = Peanuts & beans soup.
VoIP = Vodka over Interconnected Pipes.
STM-1 = Speedily Transported Meats (1 tonne)
ADSL = After Dinner Sleepy Laze

Continue on! :D :D :D
 
I have been listening to this *** music you are forced to listen to for the past 15 minutes. Lets see how long this takes. Comon accounts!!!
 
27 minutes & still waiting!!! I need to leave my office now so I will hang up. Its a pity, I was keen on posting how long it really takes them.....
 
So D3x, I figure you got helped... or are you still waiting? D3x? D3x?

...100 years later, D3x wakes up. His hair is long, hanging down to the ground. And so is his beard. For the first few sleepy steps he takes, he stumbles over it, but after those few steps he figures on wrapping his beard several times around his neck.

When the sleep finally clears, D3x has to blink several times. He is still at his desk, his iBurst modem curiously still going. His inbox has one million invoices from iBurst. When he sees the sum owed, he passes out yet again.
 
Rustum said:
So D3x, I figure you got helped... or are you still waiting? D3x? D3x?

...100 years later, D3x wakes up. His hair is long, hanging down to the ground. And so is his beard. For the first few sleepy steps he takes, he stumbles over it, but after those few steps he figures on wrapping his beard several times around his neck.

When the sleep finally clears, D3x has to blink several times. He is still at his desk, his iBurst modem curiously still going. His inbox has one million invoices from iBurst. When he sees the sum owed, he passes out yet again.
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You confused with Telkom, Rusty?
 
Rustum said:
So D3x, I figure you got helped... or are you still waiting? D3x? D3x?

...100 years later, D3x wakes up. His hair is long, hanging down to the ground. And so is his beard. For the first few sleepy steps he takes, he stumbles over it, but after those few steps he figures on wrapping his beard several times around his neck.

When the sleep finally clears, D3x has to blink several times. He is still at his desk, his iBurst modem curiously still going. His inbox has one million invoices from iBurst. When he sees the sum owed, he passes out yet again.
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...after a while, he (don't want to use D3x here) wakes up at his desk. With uniform hand movement, he fetches mouse and clicks on browser icon. Firefox browser offered him to update from v3.6 to v12.4, for 728MB.

...2hours and 15minures later...

He was amazed by many new details, that browser had. At last, he entered iBurst address.

...15 minutes later...

It took 15 minutes to load website due to many advancements. For example, website offered videos on "how to sign-up" and "how to log into your account" (even without asking to download), automatic location finder with display on coverage map (came with whole downloaded map) and finally, a mysterious voice that describes packages and benefits of iBurst (cannot stop). He logs on and finds that contract ending date was moved from 2037 to 2137. He passes out... :whistle:
 
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Jagtiger said:
...after a while, he (don't want to use D3x here) wakes up at his desk. With uniform hand movement, he fetches mouse and clicks on browser icon. Firefox browser offered him to update from v3.6 to v12.4, for 728MB.

...2hours and 15minures later...

He was amazed by many new details, that browser had. At last, he entered iBurst address.

...15 minutes later...

It took 15 minutes to load website due to many advancements. For example, website offered videos on "how to sign-up" and "how to log into your account" (even without asking to download), automatic location finder with display on coverage map (came with whole downloaded map) and finally, a mysterious voice that describes packages and benefits of iBurst (cannot stop). He logs on and finds that contract ending date was moved from 2037 to 2137. He passes out... :whistle:
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Well, you know what the price is to put a base station on the moon. Big investment that takes some time to pay off...
 
Since it's Jack Daniel's 160th Birthday in September, I refilled the watercooler with Jack and handed everyone a drink...;)

Happy Birthday Mr Jack...:whistle:
 
r00igev@@r said:
You confused with Telkom, Rusty?
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Nope, he ain't confused. Telkoms service to me (so far) has been excellent. So far they are debiting my amounts on the correct day & the amounts are correct. They also not double debiting me. My internet is always up & its CONSISTENT.

Hows business going for iBurst lately?
 
/Shuffles up to watercooler... paper cup in hand... smiles.
 
* grins *

The contention ratio is all that matters... how many cups at the watercooler. Too many cups and the Tequila becomes unsustainable...

But then again... if the watercooler runs dry, there is always the speakeassy down the road...

r00igev@@r said:
I'm EASSY, Tequila, Vodka or Mr Jacks' finest.
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/moves over to the watercooler to sulk after being turfed out at the big red cabbage. Heck no appreciation for vegetables!

/turns on the smashing pumpkins
[video=youtube;Mq4zp-g2Jec]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq4zp-g2Jec[/video]
/sits down to brew some chicha.
 
/throws some Tullamore Dew and Ricoffy into the water cooler for some Irish coffee...

Watches the last space shuttle launch
[video=youtube;zxE3KBRorZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxE3KBRorZI[/video]
 
/fills the water cooler with Munich's best and hauls in the resident Oompah band for some entertainment...

[video=youtube;law6BMW8i3s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=law6BMW8i3s[/video]
 
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