Ideal penis size?

[bwana]

Well on the one hand it seems old ladies look at the plumber's shoe size maybe nr 12-15 and up, at least he not fall over if his blood pressure drops.
Now in nature it works like this: If you take a budgie, let it loose in your house and look at how it move its wings uncut. Now you cut the wings short, and throw it up in the air, it flies at very high frequency, so guys with nr6 & less shoes should probably not worry too much, Nature assure ballance, a 6V starter at 24Volts sounds way better..

Are you hinting that you're hung like a circumcised budgie or a plumber?

 

[gregmcc]

Are you hinting that you're hung like a circumcised budgie or a plumber?

a 6V starter at 24Volts sounds way better.

Or he is already burnt out.

 

[TofuMofu]

Remember/member when do you must say the word shaft with an American accent, maximum effect & all.

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How do you press into the pubic bone if you're a fatty? That's false advertisement

 

[TofuMofu]

Well you need to have sex to understand it.. Won’t make sense to virgins.

LMFAO!!

 

[r00igev@@r]

Sure. I can recommend Dr. Cutchaballsoff.

Does he have a big chainsaw?

 

[schuits]

I’m pretty happy with mine.

My wife is pretty happy with mine.

 

[Y'all Qaeda]

Does he have a big chainsaw?

He operates using explosives.

 

[BuckRogers]

My wife is pretty happy with mine.

and the neighbours'

 

[FiestaST]

Good Q, A) for me.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1669706747592818688

 

[FiestaST]

Her expression says it all.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1672842160687775746

 

[Enby Panda]

Her expression says it all.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1672842160687775746

That thing would kill me if it were actually one...

 

[Enby Panda]

Good Q, A) for me.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1669706747592818688