Ideal penis size?

[faniebraai]

Kinda both really...if we're both into it, the construction happens really quickly (before getting nekkid). Then other times after we've been out and the whiskey has taken effect, it gets shown for a bit in it's less glorious state

serias? the only difference in those two scenarios is that the scenario that includes alcohol is less... umm... hard... but i can go for hours and never squirt/dribble.

 

[TheMightyQuin]

b4 I respond... are you male or female?

Ai jirre, look at dannyZero trawling MyBB for chicks. His "They are discussing dick on the internet"- app's alarm went off and he rushed right over.

 

[faniebraai]

You can spot a grower from a mile away....will always be the bloke that looks below average, down there, and yet struts around in the buff...with no care at all.

I've peed next to a guy once, and accidently saw his penis... fekkin' huge... years later, after I found out about this whole grower/shower thing, i mentioned it to a group of friends (as you do, drunk, next to the braai) and he was like, wtf... from his comments and face I realised that he was a shower so his "fekkin' huge" penis turned out to be less impressive at the end.

#proudtobeagrower

 

[CamiKaze]

Will have to ask your wife if she prefers yours or mine.

 

[Neoprod]

serias? the only difference in those two scenarios is that the scenario that includes alcohol is less... umm... hard... but i can go for hours and never squirt/dribble.

yeah, alcohol makes me less fast on the draw, as it were.

how does the second bit work? I definitely notice less volume after round 1, round 2 still decent and round 3 wouldn't put out any fires. You're a freak, man.

 

[Neoprod]

b4 I respond... are you male or female?

I'm a girl. Ignore any evidence to the contrary.

 

[faniebraai]

yeah, alcohol makes me less fast on the draw, as it were.

how does the second bit work? I definitely notice less volume after round 1, round 2 still decent and round 3 wouldn't put out any fires. You're a freak, man.

for me there are no rounds... you go until you stop don't think it feels like winning, sounds more glorious than it is IRL... when you have heart to keep going, but the drunk body just goes "what the actual fukk are you trying to achieve here"

 

[MickeyD]

If you have to ask then yours is inadequate.

 

[EMAM]

Still no pics. ........

Oh we'll.....moving on then....

 

[grok]

Still no pics. ........

Oh we'll.....moving on then....

I tried uploading but it said 'attachment size too large..'!!

 

[TofuMofu]

I tried uploading but it said 'attachment size too large..'!!

"And pixelated"

 

[grok]

"And pixelated"

Only because it doesn't compress well..

 

[MickeyD]

I tried uploading but it said 'attachment size too large..'!!

remove the telephoto lens ...

 

[yebocan]

I've peed next to a guy once, and accidently saw his penis... fekkin' huge... years later, after I found out about this whole grower/shower thing, i mentioned it to a group of friends (as you do, drunk, next to the braai) and he was like, wtf... from his comments and face I realised that he was a shower so his "fekkin' huge" penis turned out to be less impressive at the end.

#proudtobeagrower

To be honest, with my experience...when it comes to the male member...i am about 95% spot on, when it comes to "how big do you think he is" game

 

[TofuMofu]

Only because it doesn't compress well..

Damn, I got nothing... You win!

 

[R13...]

I mean how long is a piece of string?

 

[MickeyD]

I mean how long is a piece of string?

Ask Boodles ...

 

[Akasha]

I like the current size. Just right actually. I just wish it could vibrate

 

[skeptic_SA]

I like the current size. Just right actually. I just wish it could vibrate

Date a Parkinsons patient instead...

 

[OCP]

Date a Parkinsons patient instead...

Nooooo! That's offsides ... but very funny