If a programming language was a boat

[Carbon_Fibre]

http://mendel.soup.io/post/138357929/If-a-programming-language-was-a-boat

PHP FTW

 

[Vixremento]

PHP FTW

lol.

PHP is a bamboo raft. A series of hacks held together by string. Still keeps afloat though.

Haha - actually quite true! Also liked the C and Java "boats"! Just wish they included a few more languages there...but I guess there aren't as many type of boats!

 

[Gnome]

Funny and true, mostly

Just wish they included a few more languages there...but I guess there aren't as many type of boats!

Like a piece of driftwood for C# ?

oh wait, we are talking about programming languages...

 

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Like a piece of driftwood for C# ?

lol - driftwood floating on top of a framework of some kind...maybe empty bottles or something?
Surely Basic would be driftwood though...and maybe SQL being set based and all (since I guess scripting-style languages are included) would be something like this:

RS : X

Neil Pride RS : X is the new olympic support chosen by International Sailing Federation in 2005. She replaces the Mistral, used for the Athens Olympic Games.Wider and equipped with a bigger sail, the RS:X is physically demanding and can surf rapidly to reach high speed. Thanks to its fin, it can sail upwind on a traditional Olympic course (as opposed to the Funboard without fin on a Slalom course).

 

[CrazYmonkeY159]

Python would be a rubber duck or something