If I were a boy

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If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go

Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Cause they stick up for me

[R. Kelly:]
If you were a boy
Then girl you'd understand
You need to stop listening to your friends
Love, respect and trust your man

So I go to clubs with the guys
And sometimes flirt with the girls
I should be able to roll out
As long as I'm coming home to you
And give you the world

But you are not a boy,
So you don't have a clue (ey)
How I work and pay the bills
Girl and everything I do is for you (eh eh)...


i think women envy men... men are much happier people:) :D

Men>Women :rolleyes:
 
Slootvreter said:
Great post!! :D

I hate that song (the original one) just because of what she's singing.
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you will love the remix with r kelly... hahaha these women don't understand what it means being a man...
:D
 
koeks said:
you will love the remix with r kelly... hahaha these women don't understand what it means being a man...
:D
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Dude you're opening yourself up here! :p ....but I know, everything's just so much simpler. Only thing is, unlike women, we can't get laid when we feel like it :(
 
Slootvreter said:
Dude you're opening yourself up here! :p ....but I know, everything's just so much simpler. Only thing is, unlike women, we can't get laid when we feel like it :(
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haaha. and that's were most of them settle there scores...:D
 
I am very glad I am a guy. No 3 hour beauty rituals, no being pregnant, no "can you please open this for me". :D
 
Koeks are you a chauvinist ?
Women apparantly have much more pleasure while having sex than men

Hey slootvreter get back to work ! :D
 
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Why some women have to sing/complain/rant about how bad their lives are compared to a man's, is beyond me.

You chose to be a slave to fashion , beauty and make-up. No one feels sorry for you. Get a pedicure.
 
If I were I woman..
First thing in the morning..
I'd check out my tits.

:D
 
Think this thread is going to become sausage fest
I prefer to have to have buns from venus on my sausage thank you very much :D
( and i'm not chauvinist )
 
I'm quite content with being a man, but sure as hell dont want a girl who wants to be man..........think that whould just prove akward
 
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