If programming languages were weapons

[gkm]

http://bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming-languages-were-weapons

 

[Bar0n]

Lisp is an amazing language. I don't have a lot of experience with it, but it truly is the "think twice, code once" language. When you finally get the syntax, it feels like you've been enlightened.

 

[Hamster]

I lolled at PHP

Hopefully, keeping the current happenings in mind, c# will be strapped to a racehorse in the near future.

 

[Glingfram]

VB is a dog shaped balloon. If you draw a mean face on it, it might scare some children.

 

[koeks525]

VB is a dog shaped balloon. If you draw a mean face on it, it might scare some children.

Got a taste of VB in 2nd Year, and that syntax really annoys me I love my C# and Java and PHP, except for that -> part

 

[SBSP]

VB is probably a target more than a gun cus its always being fired at. Haha!

IMO it should be 3D printed gun with rapid fire
Good to be used as a tool to get something done quick.

 

[giggity]

Is he saying that PHP makes you want to kill yourself, or is there another joke to do with that?

 

[AthenianOwl]

Ruby looks sexy for sure.

 

[Hamster]

Is he saying that PHP makes you want to kill yourself, or is there another joke to do with that?

That's exactly what he is saying and it's not a joke.