I'm being unreasonable

[spiderz]

Cos she would open it and then say it tastes funny? Seems legit.

It's polony ... it always tastes funny ...

 

[DA-LION-619]

It's polony ... it always tastes funny ...

Funnier than normal

 

[UrBaN963]

Like Trevor Noah funny, or Juju funny?

 

[skinndeep]

Ah man, this is hilarious:crylaugh:

 

[aybbleek]

This is the craziest thing I have read in a while. Common sense is not all that common it seems

 

[Craig_]

0.0 You do know that polony starts expiring as soon as you open it, not based on the best before date? If you don't know how food expiry dates work and you're trying to poison your domestic worker, then yes you are unreasonable.

Even though that might be true, but if I'm giving you free food at my house, and you complain, I will tell you tgfy.

 

[bandooq]

Even though that might be true, but if I'm you free food at my house, and you complain, I will tell you tgfy.

 

[Zoopy]

TIL people on MyBroadband eat polony.

 

[DarthCat]

polony - nom nom

 

[UrBaN963]

Eat within 2 days, don't refreeze

So the 2 cardinal rules of polony have been broken.

 

[Foxhound5366]

So the 2 cardinal rules of polony have been broken.

Ermagerd Urban, you too? I keep watching this horrible thread popping back up to the top like a polony thrown into a bucket of water.



Let it die, people, let it die.

 

[Ninja'd]

TIL people on MyBroadband eat polony.

I know right

/eats caviar and truffle

Dammit, where is Jeeves with my kobe beef?

 

[UrBaN963]

But it's so much fun.

Eks really provides entertainment at times.

 

[Foxhound5366]

Dammit, where is Jeeves with my kobe beef?

Jeeves asks me to let you know that he's popped over to Ramodiana's kitchen to pick it up. While it's a little green, apparently, it's still perfectly fine to eat if you put it in a salad.

 

[Sinbad]

So the 2 cardinal rules of polony have been broken.

3.

Rule 1: Don't.

 

[Ninja'd]

Jeeves asks me to let you know that he's popped over to Ramodiana's kitchen to pick it up. While it's a little green, apparently, it's still perfectly fine to eat if you put it in a salad.

Preposterous!

/adjusts monocle

 

[Foxhound5366]

Preposterous!

/adjusts monocle

Apparently anything you can cut into small cubes and eat with cheese is classed as a salad. You never know, the green stuff might be healthy.

 

[Ninja'd]

Apparently anything you can cut into small cubes and eat with cheese is classed as a salad. You never know, the green stuff might be healthy.

Hmm, yes quite.

 

[Jehosefat]

You guys joke about this "salad" but when I was in Germany a few years ago I ordered a "sausage salad" expecting to get a salad with a bit of sausage in it.

NOPE.

It was basically a fruit salad of different types of sausage. With some slices of onion and grated cheese on top.

 

[UrBaN963]

You guys joke about this "salad" but when I was in Germany a few years ago I ordered a "sausage salad" expecting to get a salad with a bit of sausage in it.

NOPE.

It was basically a fruit salad of different types of sausage. With some slices of onion and grated cheese on top.

How long was the convalescence after the bypass?