I'm drunk!

[Datura]

Good morning. I had a case of beer delivered at 6:30 this morning (was only supposed to arrive this afternoon). Now I am gonna have to make another order for this afternoon.

 

[Datura]

@EMAM it was 7 full days of 24hrs each and I'm taking a breather today because I found a bottle of gin in the garage and wanted to make sure it was indeed gin because I don't trust my wife. She once replaced gin with water and I looked forward to drinking that nai all afternoon until I poured the first glass

Schit like that is what fills divorce courts.

 

[The_Ogre]

Jisis.

My daughter is at school and sent me an SMS now to say she's out of data and this ma se nai ****ing card doesn't want to work. Seriously ****K Standard Bank!!!

 

[saor]

Jisis.

My daughter is at school and sent me an SMS now to say she's out of data and this ma se nai ****ing card doesn't want to work. Seriously ****K Standard Bank!!!

And least she's not hurt and your drunk ass couldn't drive there.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

And least she's not hurt and your drunk ass couldn't drive there.

thank **** he doesnt have a drivers licence and is not allowed to get one
can you imagine?

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Cheers @Datura
Have a great weekend

 

[ArmatageShanks]

My daughter is at school and sent me an SMS

Lies.

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

Lies.

at least she didnt use the PleaseCallMe function

 

[Rickster]

 

[Smugs]

2 quarts and a sleeping tablet now.... See you okes on night shift..

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Nee

 

[Pineapple Smurf]

2 quarts and a sleeping tablet now.... See you okes on night shift..

lemme know which BP garage you work at, I will come around later and fill up and leave you a moerse big tip

 

[Tabac]

Jisis.

My daughter is at school and sent me an SMS now to say she's out of data and this ma se nai ****ing card doesn't want to work. Seriously ****K Standard Bank!!!

Why must she have data while at school ? To talk kak on whatsapp and FB ? Fck that. You need to grow a pair of balls.

 

[The_Ogre]

Why must she have data while at school ? To talk kak on whatsapp and FB ? Fck that. You need to grow a pair of balls.

The problem with you not having kids is just that. A ****ing problem.

She needs something from home
She gets dismissed earlier than usual
She has to get detention
The teacher needs to talk to us

It's funny that you mention balls...

 

[Tabac]

The problem with you not having kids is just that. A ****ing problem.

She needs something from home
She gets dismissed earlier than usual
She has to get detention
The teacher needs to talk to us

It's funny that you mention balls...

Planning - Won't be necessary to "need" anything from home.
Detension ? Then she deserves it. And if the teacher need to speak to you - they do it over her phone and whatsapp ?

Balls .... grow them sir.

 

[Craig_]

The problem with you not having kids is just that. A ****ing problem.

She needs something from home
She gets dismissed earlier than usual
She has to get detention
The teacher needs to talk to us

It's funny that you mention balls...

You are wasting your time discussing this with him, it would be like talking about sex with a virgin, he couldn't give any constructive comment.

 

[Tabac]

You are wasting your time discussing this with him, it would be like talking about sex with a virgin, he couldn't give any constructive comment.

I first need to know as what you identify today before i can comment.

 

[Craig_]

Hey @Rajah what colour or race or type of toaster are you on this Friday the 13th ?

I first need to know as what you identify today before i can comment.

I sometimes forget that you have the IQ of a rotten potato, then you insist on reminding me. I should start thanking you.

 

[Tabac]

I sometimes forget that you have the IQ of a rotten potato, then you insist on reminding me. I should start thanking you.

Is that your final answer or do you want to phone the EFF ?

 

[The_Ogre]

Well...today I can legally drink