I'm drunk!

How much did you sell your house for?
Make a nice profit?
I see houses prices are through the roof this year.
It's crazy :oops:
 
Pineapple Smurf said:
How much did you sell your house for?
Make a nice profit?
I see houses prices are through the roof this year.
It's crazy :oops:
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It's a huge scam. I bought land and laid the foundation and bricks myself (okay, a few forum members helped as well in exchange for a small stipend and braai/drinks every evening). Prob saved a good coupla 100000's going this route. Got a fellow forum member to draw plans and get it approved too.

Thank you - you know who you are.
 
Aghori said:
It's a huge scam. I bought land and laid the foundation and bricks myself (okay, a few forum members helped as well in exchange for a small stipend and braai/drinks every evening). Prob saved a good coupla 100000's going this route. Got a fellow forum member to draw plans and get it approved too.

Thank you - you know who you are.
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What scam?
Did @I.am.Sam burn the braai?
 
Aghori said:
He claimed he was vegetarian, then proceeded to eye my ass in a leery fashion while i was bent over the weber turning the chops.
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Can't blame him.
Ive seen you bend over whilst I was milking turning my chop
 
I.am.Sam said:
dafuq is this agori
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The Aghori are a small group of ascetic Shaiva sadhus based in Uttar Pradesh, India. They engage in post-mortem rituals. They often dwell in charnel grounds, smear cremation ashes on their bodies, and use bones from human corpses for crafting kapalas and jewellery. Wikipedia

Basically an injun like you really
 
Had a few beers at lunch. Turned into a bit of a liquid lunch. Anyway I just sent a work email and each of the three sentences ended in an exclamation mark.
 
Craig_ said:
But most of you live close to a liquor store.
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You want to know something that will make the alkies like @Pineapple Smurf and @The_Ogre cry?

I’ve got a sealed bottle of 8 year old single malt on my desk, I got it for my birthday which is in September.

Only thing is, it is actually a birthday present from 2020…
 
Dave said:
You want to know something that will make the alkies like @Pineapple Smurf and @The_Ogre cry?

I’ve got a sealed bottle of 8 year old single malt on my desk, I got it for my birthday which is in September.

Only thing is, it is actually a birthday present from 2020…
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You can take that bottle and empty it in front of me. I might be an alkie, but I'm an alkie who ONLY drinks beer. I'll have some wine on the odd occasion, but that would only be when I steal a bottle of my (almost) ex wife to piss her off.

The problem with stealing her red wine used to be that I finish the bottle and get pissed, but then forget to clean my lips before I passed out. She caught me out that way numerous times and eventually decided to put her wine in the car when she leaves.
 
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