I'm drunk!

The_Ogre said:
You do realise you're not allowed to partake in this thread unless you're busy drinking or already drunk.

So please state your tipple or voetsek!
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I thought this was an old toppies club? Btw cant remember last time I had a drink. Maybe new years day? Enjoy your thread :thumbsup:
 
Cheers guys
Beautiful day next to the pool
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The_Ogre said:
My house has tiles and laminated flooring in the bedrooms. No carpets.

My first house that I actually bought as a stepping stone had carpets EVERYWHERE, except the bathrooms. I hated those carpets with a passion, but ended living in that house for 10 years before I sold and bought my current one which I absolutely love, but unfortunately have to sell due to being married in community of property.

I only found out last weekend that my parents were married out of community of property, I never knew it and I'm ****ing 40! If only I listened when my mother told me to get married out of COP or with a prenup.

This is the lesson I've learned because I was in love and drunk on the day I got married. I took leave that day and got drunk early the morning. I was on my way to buy more beer when a pastor friend of mine stopped me and asked me when I'm getting married to my now almost ex.

So I told him, I'm just going to finish that beer and then he can marry us, which he did a few minutes later.

My house is valued at 2.5 bar and I still have 1.5 bar left of the bond. So my wife will score half a million just for me making a drunk decision and she only worked for ONE ****ing year during our marriage of 12 years.

Jisis, now that I think about it, I need to drink!

On the bright side, at least I'll be out of that R13k a month bond because I'm selling our house as well as my dad's house and mother's car so it should be enough for me to build my dream house cash. My dad's house needs to be sold because it's way too ****ing big for him alone (5 bedrooms) now that my mom passed away. He'll be living with me.

/sips black label
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You'd think that would have shocked you sober for life.
 
The_Ogre said:
Don't go. I never stated "what" you need to be drinking. So you can use that technicality to your advantage :thumbsup:

Why don't you drink? Are you muslim or gay?
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I didn't realise it was a dronkgat 24/7 thread ,I just wont be able to fit in. Thank you for the invitation :thumbsup:
 
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The_Ogre said:
Nothing shocks me more than another man's testicles.

Have you seen Mowgs' balls yet?
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Half the forum has
Do we really need this testicle debate brought up each and every single bloody year?
Thank You
 
R13... said:
Looks like you've found some Zamalek now. Good for you.
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Well my BIL is a massive piece of kak because he only brought one quart. And he knows I don't have cash to buy around here. I asked him to take me to an ATM, but he had to go check up on his workers in St. Francis Bay.

So here I'm sitting again after finishing that beer. So droeg soos @HunterNW se ma se po3s!
 
The_Ogre said:
Well my BIL is a massive piece of kak because he only brought one quart. And he knows I don't have cash to buy around here. I asked him to take me to an ATM, but he had to go check up on his workers in St. Francis Bay.

So here I'm sitting again after finishing that beer. So droeg soos @HunterNW se ma se po3s!
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Fok jou, sleg hond. Someone should phone that Greta Thunderp0es chick to come kak on you. Wasting oxygen and fcking up the ozone layer with your farts.
 
Going through my gmail, I see Standard Bank sent me a quarterly Money Market Call Account statement.

I don't have such an account, but my ID number opens the PDF so it is somehow linked to my profile.

I'm a bit disappointed because the current balance is R0.00
 
The_Ogre said:
Well my BIL is a massive piece of kak because he only brought one quart. And he knows I don't have cash to buy around here. I asked him to take me to an ATM, but he had to go check up on his workers in St. Francis Bay.

So here I'm sitting again after finishing that beer. So droeg soos @HunterNW se ma se po3s!
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He probably drank the rest.
If he's your wife's brother maybe he's doing it because you've screwed over his sister.
 
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