I'm shocked ...

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I hope I posted this in the right section.

I am worried that many things shock me these days... Trolleys at supermarkets, some door handles, taps and some humans if I try to shake their hands.

It's not a shock enough to kill me or land me in hospital, but it's not nice at all... Now I am sceptical to touch things because it is very uncomfortable to get this shock...

I don't know what causes this or if there is a cure...
 
There is only one cure...You have to give all your money and possessions to me. HURRY! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
 
And I forgot to mention that when I take of items of my clothing... I hear this sparky sounds... very strange and the metal ditectors go crazy at airports when I pass through, even when I have no metals on me...

I am worried about this, I went to see my doctor on Friday and she otld me 'there is nothing wrong' with me... clearly I must fire her...
 
i often get shocked on supermarket trolleys.

i shocked myself on the electric a few days ago. WHAT A RUSH!! i was busy with the computer and the router mains came out so when i put it back i touched something and WHAMMO!!!
 
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Hehe, I got this package the other day at work that was filled with hundreds of those round pieces of foam to protect the goods.

I had a mission taking the package out because these bits of polystyrene/foam kept sticking all over my arms and flying about my hands like magnets :)
 
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