Impey fails drug test

[Quantum Theory]

Shocker... Not... Bloody roadies. Just ban them all.

http://ewn.co.za/2014/07/02/Impey-fails-drug-test

 

[Batista]

Unless this guy had gout or hyperuricemia, his sole reason for using this was to mask other drugs in his system.

"Some of the important clinical interactions of probenecid include those with captopril, indomethacin, ketoprofen, ketorolac, naproxen, cephalosporins, quinolones, penicillins, methotrexate, zidovudine, ganciclovir, lorazepam and acyclovir. In all these interactions, the excretion of these drugs is reduced due to probenecid."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probenecid

 

[Pitbull]

This is getting out of hand. If you walk down the street and a crack head farts in your face you will fail a dope test. Just open it up and let everyone dope. Then the field is 100% equal.

 

[Electric]

Not that I think he's guilty but;

“I had no knowledge of Probenecid nor have I ever taken the substance knowingly in any manner. I am committed to drug-free sport and fully intend to take all steps necessary to clear myself of any suspicion."

You sir sound like Lance Armstrong.