Increasing the load.

Ockie said:
I have been to many meets and many conferences and many peeps have met me to confirm I am not a ginger. You have been to none, so no one can confirm that you are actually not covered in herpes blisters.

/stares
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Do the carpets match the drapes though? :erm:
 
The Cum Holy Grail
(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
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Riiiiiiigh. Got everything except the Pygeum? What is that anyway? Dried and powdered Pygmies? Anyway, sure it wont make such a big difference.

So here we go ..... for science.

Oh Dischem has got Lecithin in that exact quantity in their home brand per pill. Just out of interest. Anyone else taking up the "Cum Challenge"? rofl
 
Could ask the new toy to do it. But he's doing pretty well without it :D
 
Akasha said:
Could ask the new toy to do it. But he's doing pretty well without it :D
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Can never have enough of the good stuff my darling. You are settling. Never settle if there is a possibility of more to be had. :D

This statement excludes ex ant. Apperently she thinks less is more. Most likely OCD and hates it if it spills on the duvet cover or something. :D
 
Ockie said:
Can never have enough of the good stuff my darling. You are settling. Never settle if there is a possibility of more to be had. :D

This statement excludes ex ant. Apperently she thinks less is more. Most likely OCD and hates it if it spills on the duvet cover or something. :D
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What do you not understand??? You should have seen what most of my clothes looked like when I unpacked from my trip on Monday night:eek::eek:

:D:D
 
EX_mrs_ant_man said:
What do you not understand??? You should have seen what most of my clothes looked like when I unpacked from my trip on Monday night:eek::eek:

:D:D
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bwahahahahahahahaha. rofl

OMG that is hilaaaarious.

Just chuck it in the machine my darling. That is the nice thing about cum ... it aint leaving no stains after a wash.
 
Ockie said:
bwahahahahahahahaha. rofl

OMG that is hilaaaarious.

Just chuck it in the machine my darling. That is the nice thing about cum ... it aint leaving no stains after a wash.
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I did just that as soon as i walked in the door! Imagine my domestic worker had to unpack for me - poor woman would've been scarred for life!
 
The ideal option would be to ask Nick to wait for you to undress before he delivers the mother load :p
 
Ockie said:
Yes, because Nick getting arrested for sexual assault for spraying you with cum as you walk through the arrivals gate is a much better option? rofl
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Well great. That's an image I wasn't expecting during the smoke break.
:D
 
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