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Inspired by a candle flame

Another sarcastic ******* short story from Jacques Retief, brought to you proudly in collaboration with the Jacques&God artwork foundation.

Please send all proceeds, voluntary tithes of your salary to go towards the improvement of the world.

First idea to be implemented is a sexual healing centre. One in Fish Hoek, Cape Town, and the other in Miami, Florida, working joyfully with the locals under the company name: The Epic Dolphin Healing and Sexual Education Centre.

The branch in Fish Hoek is inspired to function in the nude - to practice being fully seen through all one's vulnerabilities.

It will be empowering to see the obliteration of trees and our beautiful environment change to the obliteration of sexual crimes in the world. At all levels you can think of. It should be pretty easy to think of a sexual crime, of which includes the removal of a woman's sexual organ (note I did not say reproduction - this is where cross-translating becomes sensitive, unlike those who vouch for the removal of womens pleasure parts.)

My material is not for the weak.

I'm actually quite a pretty cool guy to be around with, and I can say that with full confidence. Ask that British actor who did a comedian show relating to the demonstrations of religion - the Messiah Complex.

I highly recommend going to watch it. You might find a copy on Piratebay. I suggest you buy any original material as preference. so that, everyone considered, excluding blacks, Whites, indians, coloureds, Chinese people, Hindu's and Polynesian.

So have you ever been inspired by the flame of a candle?

Go and write your feedback at the facebook page, Jacques&God network Art Foundation.

I like to write.

This is my forte. I've discovered this part of me to be the social fundi that desires to be around and mingle with people. I mean, ask me to be a party entertainer and I would have my work cut out for me. Call me multi-faceted. Boring is one of them. lol

I am getting the the point where I am living from my original, authentical-self created thought, and thus the implications are...








Can you think of the answer to that?





Anything at all?


...

The implications are that I become more of Me than a Meme.

Makes sense, no?

So my story is about inspirational articles such as this where you may draw courage and possibility to do something of value in your own life, simply because someone else has done it - like going to the moon. Not sure why we havn't built a moon-base yet. We would best adopt a Unified idea about ourselves first for that to work powerfully and effectively.

Peace out my brothers and sisters

http://www.reddit.com/r/peace/comments/1qzqav/inspired_by_a_candle_flame/
 
meh.. another someone screaming for attention by taking off their kit..
 
in fact I just went to buy honey at the local garage in just my overall pants. And, I've been working out. Buff, ekse.

Don't ask me what I drove.. it may conflict with your idea of who it is you think I am.
 
My best guess: OP is using some kind of word generator to construct sentences that sounds like something but says nothing at all.

I couldn't understand a word of that.
 
Must have been high when he wrote this, else it doesn't make any sense.
 
The original papers that brought you the transcript of the message that led humanity to save itself.

Seen on the explosive reddit.com website, The Keeper of the Thoughts unites the worlds superpowers as we strive toward a common goal: Preservation of life on this planet as we know it.

Get it while its hot!

:wtf: Really was expecting him to be from Cape Town but Durban can be just as wacky.
 
Wait. OP's also from Durban and he seems to be the only one who understood it.

*Sherlock vision*

Razer0 is jacquesret0981 aka Jacques Retief.


Plus he has the balls to call it nonficiton.
 
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I just hope you have some kind of backup skill because you have absolutely no humour or writing talent at all.
 
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