It has started

[Hamster]

I didn't post ^this twice

A lot of things happening in sets of two in your life these days..

 

[vindicem]

A lot of things happening in sets of two in your life these days..

 

[Craig_]

Just be more difficult/moody then both of them. The first week will be fun, then they'll hopefully learn to handle their ****.

 

[The_Ogre]

Good luck!

I have two daughters, neither of which have reached menarche yet. Gon' be fun :twisted:

With the wife as soon as she tells me that she's getting her installment I get drunk as often as possible!

 

[D3nz]

Eh, you'd be irritable too if you had to deal with this...

 

[Akasha]

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/why-you-have-so-much-diarrhea-when-youre-on-your-period

I envy men

 

[I.am.Sam]

bwahahah im crying here

 

[Akasha]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrho...iod-feels-like?utm_term=.xd27aEdPr#.rgzae3jO5

 

[Neoprod]

Eh, you'd be irritable too if you had to deal with this...

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She's riding the bike wrong...the wheels go on the ground.

/runs

 

[thestaggy]

https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/why-you-have-so-much-diarrhea-when-youre-on-your-period

Off topic observation: I follow Vice on Facebook and just about every second Vice article revolves around poop or things exiting and entering butts.

 

[GoB]

Pick up some hormone pills on the way home. This is not the dark ages.

 

[ScottulusMaximus]

Turn them on each other and grab the popcorn.

 

[MickZA]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrho...iod-feels-like?utm_term=.xd27aEdPr#.rgzae3jO5

Hmm, now if your period triggered a gout attack you'd really have something to bitch about ...

/runs like hell

 

[The_Ogre]

We should harness that anger by sending all women on their period to the army for 7 days. When they get back they can get some chocolate, ice-cream, shoes and hand bags. Also no subjection to kitchen and sandwich jokes for the next 7 days

 

[vindicem]

Pick up some hormone pills on the way home. This is not the dark ages.

this is the dark ages, you have no idea

 

[D3nz]

this is the dark ages, you have no idea

Stand a safe distance away and throw chocolate...if that fails get garlic and a cross.

 

[vindicem]

Stand a safe distance away and throw chocolate...if that fails get garlic and a cross.

chocolate ✓
garlic ✓
cross x

****!

 

[PhireSide]

You're stuffed now.

RIP op

 

[Seriously]

Yeah. It's Friday.

Indeed.

 

[Magnum]

Agreed...this is a blessing. If you play your cards right you can have them fight it out with each other over the next couple of days :twisted:

And if they team up?