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superB

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No Mom, there is no must in this situation. Just because YOU have lost it does not mean that by default I MUST have stolen it out from under your watchful eye. It is possible that you have just l.o.s.t. it. Understand?

I don't have it. So pipe down and go look for it.

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superB said:
No Mom, there is no must in this situation. Just because YOU have lost it does not mean that by default I MUST have stolen it out from under your watchful eye. It is possible that you have just l.o.s.t. it. Understand?

I don't have it. So pipe down and go look for it.

:mad::mad::mad:
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Has she looked under the bed?:D
 
superB said:
No Mom, there is no must in this situation. Just because YOU have lost it does not mean that by default I MUST have stolen it out from under your watchful eye. It is possible that you have just l.o.s.t. it. Understand?

I don't have it. So pipe down and go look for it.

:mad::mad::mad:
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Buy a new one, put it one of her shoes!:p
 
superB said:
No Mom, there is no must in this situation. Just because YOU have lost it does not mean that by default I MUST have stolen it out from under your watchful eye. It is possible that you have just l.o.s.t. it. Understand?

I don't have it. So pipe down and go look for it.

:mad::mad::mad:
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A certain forum member once lost a R200 tip at a pub, remember. Maybe you should cut him some slack for that, too.

But seriously, your mom is being pedantic. Have you given her a lot of reason in the past to validate her claims?
 
timgaul said:
A certain forum member once lost a R200 tip at a pub, remember. Maybe you should cut him some slack for that, too.

But seriously, your mom is being pedantic. Have you given her a lot of reason in the past to validate her claims?
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How ever many reasons I may have given her for the milue of things she has accused me of in our continuously exciting relationship, can you think of ANY reason why I would swipe her birth certificate?

Yes, you heard me right. She thinks I have pilfered the precious document and am hiding it from her for what ever misguided reason she may have for this latest set of accusations.

As for the forum member who 'lost' R200, I have very little sympathy. Mostly because in that incident 'lost' is better defined as 'boobs. yummy.take my money you vixen. *hiccup*'
 
superB said:
How ever many reasons I may have given her for the milue of things she has accused me of in our continuously exciting relationship, can you think of ANY reason why I would swipe her birth certificate?

Yes, you heard me right. She thinks I have pilfered the precious document and am hiding it from her for what ever misguided reason she may have for this latest set of accusations.

As for the forum member who 'lost' R200, I have very little sympathy. Mostly because in that incident 'lost' is better defined as 'boobs. yummy.take my money you vixen. *hiccup*'
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Maybe she's worried you'll reveal her real age at her next birthday?

As for the last statement, I would just like to categorically state that... no, no, I don't think I can refute that one. Seems to be an apt and concise review of events :D
 
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