Jack and Micang's rip off Telkom corner

Jack Goa

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micang says:
i have a problem - i got a new girlfriend. i have a brother that is a druggie, a sister that is a whore, another brother that is in jail for murder, and another brother that works for Telkom. my problem? how do i tell my new g/f about the brother that works for telkom?

hehe
 
Uh well Micang, this is a very delicate situation. First, when she comes over, hide the fact that u have adsl...
You have to break it to her easy and slowly.
After you invite her to the room and she sees that you do actually support the Devil, slowly get her to play with it.
Girls normally lik eto chat , so go the irc route.
then after a few hours of chatting maybe meet up with her in the chat room and then you break the news, that way it is very indirect...
 
Milano reckons:

The fact is Telkom has already won.

R 4 500 000 000 in profits? Think you can dent that?

Yeah, we have been raped up until now...

...but come 1st November 2005 we will be gang-raped 100 times over.

If Telkom had to release an honest press release now it would read something like this:

Telkom Press Release to all ADSL Cutomers:

Dear Telkom Customer,

Prepare to be gang-raped come 1st November 2005.

Free lube enclosed.

Best regards,

Papi

HEHEHE
Brilliant
 
i was thinking .. since the problem was self-auth isp's not caping appropriately.. why don't they just not cap everyone this last month till they reach 30GB.. :D c'mon pls :)
 
Telkom's too selfish to offer free lube - they will say

..oO "Spit or nothing!" Oo..
 
MyDraadloos said:
So you do have abrother that works for Telkom.

Do you allow him inside the house or only when the DSL fails ?


He is barred from all family functions :)
 
He sleeps NEXT to the dogs' kennel ....outside off course. He can come in when we review the Telkom bill each month, so there is something to hit.
 
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