Because we here at MyBroadband are smarter
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You mean to check for answers before posting here ? I did.
If you mean to post the question on S.O., because it's a schlep.
Plus, I'm actually more interested in why my original approach (to which S.O. hinted) did not work than an actual solution.
Fair enough. I've asked a couple of questions on Stack, I don't mind the way you need to ask them (Include code etc) as a few times I realised my mistake before I post.
Rarely happens that my questions have not been answered already.