Joburg baboon 'dangerous'

[Hemi300c]

Baboons Escape Easily

 

[Apache]

Baboon's favourite means of killing is disembowelment. Seen it done to a dog on a farm long time ago... messy.

Dog = one mouth
Baboon = one mouth and four hands.

 

[grok]

As soon as I saw the word baboon, I knew some idiot will post racial innuendo before it gets to the second page...

Well to be fair .. Julias started it.

 

[Redeemed]

It steps on my property and it'll get dealt with like [-] a criminal[/-] an animal.

Family and personal safety > animal rights.

Fixed.

 

[unskinnybob]

Dog = one mouth
Baboon = one mouth and four hands.

And don't overlook their claws... No manicures in the animal kingdom.

 

[Jase]

Why would you give it your wallet and cellphone? I don't see how that's going to solve anything...

I lol'd at this

 

[DigitalSoldier]

Unless the dog is Jock

 

[Flanders]

People who found the baboon in their home should leave the doors open and "get out of the way".

"Remain calm and relaxed as a baboon can read body language and as you become nervous the baboon might become aggressive. Try not to make eye contact with it as this is less threatening than looking at the baboon straight in the eyes."

I could swear I've read this before. Is this article about a baboon on the loose or a statement from SAPS advising on how to survive an encounter with a housebreaker?

 

[b_crazy]

And don't overlook their claws... No manicures in the animal kingdom.

Since when did baboons have claws? Unless you are talking about dogs, whose claws would be pretty useless in a fight.

 

[AstroTurf]

The Baboon is from Joburg.

Of course its bloody dangerous!

 

[Picard]

I could swear I've read this before. Is this article about a baboon on the loose or a statement from SAPS advising on how to survive an encounter with a housebreaker?

Why are both statements basically the same?

 

[Jola]

Maybe we can recruit this baboon for the Lions Super XV team, hell they really need him.

As a local resident he should be eligible !

 

[ponder]

Maybe we can recruit this baboon for the Lions Super XV team, hell they really need him.

As a local resident he should be eligible !

you guys will be playing in th high school games next year

 

[Jola]

you guys will be playing in th high school games next year

Not if we can get the baboon

 

[ponder]

Not if we can get the baboon

I think he got sold to Province