Keynes and Space Aliens

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Keynes and Space Aliens
Mises Daily: Friday, August 19, 2011 by Clifford F. Thies
http://mises.org/daily/5559/Keynes-and-Space-Aliens

Paul Krugman of Princeton University has come up with the ultimate solution to our fiscal problems: Space Aliens.

It's very hard to get inflation in a depressed economy. But if you had a program of government spending plus an expansionary policy by the Fed, you could get that. So, if you think about using all of these things together, you could accomplish, you know, a great deal. If we discovered that, you know, space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months.

The idea is this: in spite of the federal-government spending at the annual rate of 11 percent of GDP more than it is taking in, there isn't enough stimulus to get our woeful economy going. So, the answer is more spending; indeed, much more spending.

If a "shot in the arm" isn't enough, then break out the defibrillator!

According to Keynesian economists, the only thing that got us out of the Great Depression was World War II. Mind you, this admits that, in spite of FDR and the New Deal, the country remained mired in depressed conditions for 12 years, from 1929 to 1941. But, then, kicking somebody under the bus is what Keynesians have to do because of the incessant failures of their policies.

Then came the blessed war, with all its make-work projects, like producing tanks and warships and warplanes, that thankfully destroyed and were destroyed by enemy tanks and warships and warplanes. And, there were plenty of jobs for everybody, from serving in the US armed forces to working in munitions factories.

One tiny, little problem with this prosperity is that there was nothing to buy with the money you earned and, besides, money wasn't the problem: you needed ration coupons.

So where did all the earnings go? Why, to war bonds. It was a fantastic economy of everybody working, the government spending all the money on war making, tax rates that reached up to 100 percent, the masses of people forced into subsistence through rationing, and even such things as family formation postponed into the future. A veritable workers' paradise!

But, then came the dreaded day that these happy times ended, first with victory in Europe, and then with victory in the Pacific. What was to happen? Why, without the Atlas of Keynesian economics holding up the world, we were doomed to relapse into the Great Depression.

Yes, boys and girls, that's what the Keynesians were saying back then: how reckless was the new Congress, elected in 1946, to rapidly demobilize, end rationing and wage and price controls, slash spending, cut taxes, and generally to roll back the New Deal.

From 1945 to 1948, federal spending was cut, year to year, by 40 percent, 38 percent, and 14 percent, my source tells me. The way I figure it, this amounts to a total reduction of 102 percent. An amazing thing, mathematics. As a percentage of GDP, federal spending was reduced from 42 to 9 percent.

President Truman railed against this Congress. It was the "do-nothing Congress," he said. Well, one thing they did do was get Truman reelected. Just as the economy rebounded strongly, so did the approval rating of "Give 'em hell, Harry."

But, we have no expression for the American Miracle, because over in Germany, an even bigger turnaround was happening. While we, in the United States, were recovering from Keynesian-style socialism, the West Germans were recovering from Nazi-style socialism.

Over there, the Keynesian smarty-pants from the Ivy League were telling the US military governor, General Lucius Clay, not to dismantle the state apparatus for controlling the economy. But, instead of listening to the Americans, Clay followed the advice of certain dissidents who had, somehow, survived the Nazi period, most prominently, Wilhelm Röpke and Ludwig Erhard.

Following their advice, Clay ended the wage and price controls, the production controls, and the other interferences in the German economy and — voila! (or maybe I should say Achtung!) — an economy that had been devastated by war and socialism suddenly revived.

Today, we might take a look at Germany. From a balanced budget during 2007–2008, Germany has been running a deficit of 3 percent of GDP during these tough times. So, with only modest stimulus compared to our deficit of 11 percent of GDP, what do you think has been happening to unemployment in that country? Keynesians would predict that it is worse in Germany than in the United States.

Well, both the United States and Germany had unemployment rates of about 8 percent at the beginning of 2009. Here, in the United States, the unemployment rate quickly rose up to a peak of 10 percent, and has remained at 9 percent ever since. Over in Germany, the unemployment rate hardly rose at all, and is now down to 7 percent.

Is it another miracle? Or is Keynesian economics simply a bunch of hooey?

This Keynesian-economics stuff was really nothing new when it got renamed "Keynesian economics." Underconsumptionism always breaks out during depressions. It appeals to "common sense," which in this case is wrong; and, it certainly appeals to the politicians.

E.F.M. Durbin said, "As in all previous depressions the commonest explanation which is offered to the mass of thinking people is some form of underconsumption theory."[1]

Thus, Murray Rothbard, in looking at the depressed conditions that followed the Panic of 1819, identified various forms of "relief" legislation, including the chartering of new banks in order to maintain spending. The same thing occurred again and again in subsequent depressions, through to the Great Depression, at which time Lord Keynes's name got attached to the impulse.

Even the so-called new twist to stimulus spending this time — of spreading the wealth around — is nothing new. Ludwig von Mises wrote,
In speaking of underconsumption, people mean to describe a state of affairs in which a part of the goods produced cannot be consumed because the people who could consume them are by their poverty prevented from buying them … Hence various disarrangements and disturbances arise, the total complex of which is called economic depression.[2]

But what is new — and for this I have to give Krugman credit — is combining Keynesian economics with Space Aliens.

Give the man another Nobel Prize!
 
What this illustrates is that, to the Keynesians, it doesn't matter what the government spends the money on, just as long as it's getting created and pumped into the economy in vast quantities. To them, all the horrible consequences this will have will be "worth it" because it'll provide the illusion of recovery for a little bit. Pure madness.
 
and as Obama's clandestine advisor Fareed Zakaria points out to deal with unemployment the state could just pay people to dig holes and fill them up again. Problem solved lol
 
Broken Window Theory!

From the world's most prominent "empirical" economist!
 
Is it another miracle? Or is Keynesian economics simply a bunch of hooey?

Hooey gets my vote. It is about control of your funds. Cut taxes & let people allocate capital efficiently all by themselves. That government has been spending on the massive buildup to counter a space alien threat forever (see Japan, Korea , Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan ext) and they are deeper up the proverbial creek (and searching for a nonexistent paddle after each threat) than before! This solution is the Problem!
 
Go look up project blue beam.

Those nut jobs have the same idea
 
Alien Invasion: Krugman, Military Keynesianism, and Report From Iron Mountain
Posted by Charles Burris on August 20, 2011 12:18 PM
http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/93425.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

I am certainly enjoying reading the rampant chattering on the web concerning economist Paul Krugman’s latest Looney Tunes proposal for fixing the economy. The NYT’s Nobel nabob believes that if we all just pretended nefarious space aliens were invading planet Earth, all good men sound and true would unite in defending Mother Gaia, and there would be interstellar stimulus and economic nirvana. Two of the most perceptive analyses of Krugman’s fervid rambling can be found here and here. Some observers (in whose stolid camp I include myself) immediately thought Krugman was using the controversial Report From Iron Mountain (.pdf version) as his public-policy play book. Check out this Wikipedia entry for the ongoing controversy surrounding this amazing document, then compare and contrast what Krugman said followed by text from the Report:

Krugman: “If we discovered that space aliens were planning to attack and we needed a massive buildup to counter the space alien threat and really inflation and budget deficits took secondary place to that, this slump would be over in 18 months. And then if we discovered, oops, we made a mistake, there aren’t any aliens, we’d be better.”

“There was a Twilight Zone episode like this in which scientists fake an alien threat in order to achieve world peace. Well, this time…we need it in order to get some fiscal stimulus.”

Report From Iron Mountain: “Credibility, in fact, lies at the heart of the problem of developing a political substitute for war. This is where the space-race proposals, in many ways so well suited as economic substitutes for war, fall short. The most ambitious and unrealistic space project cannot of itself generate a believable external menace. It has been hotly argued that such a menace would offer the "last, best hope of peace," etc., by uniting mankind against the danger of destruction by "creatures" from other planets or from outer space. Experiments have been proposed to test the credibility of an out-of-our-world invasion threat; it is possible that a few of the more difficult-to explain "flying saucer" incidents of recent years were in fact early experiments of this kind. If so, they could hardly have been judged encouraging. We anticipate no difficulties in making a "need" for a giant super space program credible for economic purposes, even were there not ample precedent; extending it, for political purposes, to include features unfortunately associated with science fiction would obviously be a more dubious undertaking.

“Nevertheless, an effective political substitute for war would require "alternate enemies," some of which might seem equally farfetched in the context of the current war system. It may be, for instance, that gross pollution of the environment can eventually replace the possibility of mass destruction by nuclear weapons as the principal apparent threat to the survival of the species.” (page 51)
 
Maybe the U.S. can invade Tattooine and put an end to the malign Jedi influence. This will provide stimulus, yes...
 
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