Learneship programme(just for Laughs)

[lholhos]

The Taxi Industry (SANTACO) is offering a learneship programme, interested candidates

must be high school dropouts. Outstanding students will receive a quantum, leather jacket,

sjambok and all-star (sox are not allowed).

Purpose of the job:

To transport and insult passengers, swearing at the public.

Requirements:

Skilled in sporting port holes

Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away

Must speak only ZULU

Must own 2 unlicensed firearms

Knowledge of short cuts

Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also can count

up to 16 passengers

Must also change money, change radio stations, exchange remarks

and change lanes all at the same time

and can stop anytime anywhere

*To apply go to your nearest taxi rank and ask for Bab' Mkhize.

 

[Azbubu]

Sporting port holes?

 

[Cool E]

The Taxi Industry (SANTACO) is offering a learneship programme, interested candidates

must be high school dropouts. Outstanding students will receive a quantum, leather jacket,

sjambok and all-star (sox are not allowed).

Purpose of the job:

To transport and insult passengers, swearing at the public.

Requirements:

Skilled in sporting port holes

Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away

Must speak only ZULU

Must own 2 unlicensed firearms

Knowledge of short cuts

Can count only if the money comes seat by seat and also can count

up to 16 passengers

Must also change money, change radio stations, exchange remarks

and change lanes all at the same time

and can stop anytime anywhere

*To apply go to your nearest taxi rank and ask for Bab' Mkhize.

very funny.

But we dont swear to our passengers.

 

[Randux]

You taxi passenger you...

 

[lholhos]

very funny.

But we dont swear to our passengers.

if you don't swear, then you must be very good in changing lines, stopping where ever,and you beat Tom tom with live traffic updates, because you know all the short cuts, which are less traffic congested during peak hours...and waze is nothing to you, because you know where the police are camping...if you are skilled on these of the above and you can't/won't swear, you will still make it in the Taxi industry....