Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
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Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them.
People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an All Black
jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his
family from the embarrassment.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is
colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are
interchangeable."
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A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off
and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Richie McCaw".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the
leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?"
"Well, he tried to escape through the park."
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Q. What do you have when the All Blacks are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead All
Black player on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
